read me

On Thu, 09 Apr 1998 21:52:53 -0500, blake <bla...@MTS.net> wrote:

>READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....
>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
>the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
>thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9
>Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He

>looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other
>club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  he hits it 10 inches from the
cup.
>He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a
>lucky frog, eh?"  The frog reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man
>decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think
>frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and
>Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By
>the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life
and
>asks the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas."
>They go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog
>says, Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man
>asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies,
>Rabbit.$3000,black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but
>after the golfgame, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash
>comes sliding back across them table. The man takes his winnings and
>buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog,

>I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am
>forever grateful." The frog replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why
>not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss,
>the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your
honour,
>is how the girl ended up in my room." The origination of this letter is

>unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one
>who breaks the chain will have bad luck. Do not keep this letter. Do
not
>send money. Just forward it to five other newsgroups to whom you wish
>good luck.
>You will see that something good happens to you four MINUTES from
>now if the chain is not broken. You will receive good luck in four
>minutes.

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