Re: ASKEE CAR SHOW WINNERS!
From Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam>
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· 6 Oct 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:7tfl1l$pl0$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net... > > JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message > news:37fb08a9@206.103.97.91... > > Due to stupid and so far unexplained malfunctions of my ISP, the > > Winners of the ASKEE CAR SHOW could not be posted to this newsgroup. > > I sent the post, eight times, and it doesn't turn up on usenet. > > Typical... > > > > > > So, the winners are posted, on the Ascii Art Webring homepage. > > Look down on the bottom of the page, and you'll see the link > > to the winners' page. > > > > > > I can't post a URL through my ISP, either. Unless I do it, > > like so: > > > > > > h t t p://w w w.a n g e l f i r e.c o m/j r o/ m e 2/r i n g.h t m l > > > > Best I kin do, and appologies fer not bein' able to do better. > > > > > > JRO > > oglesbee@ > > mail.fullnet.net > > > > Jonathon, Ill post for you...it feels sooooooooo good to be a helping > hand ;) > Prudence > > for a trip to the ring, http://www.angelfire.com/me2/jro/winners.html > > or view JRO's commentary and results of the contest right here: > > Well, I can see THIS is a dismal failure. Only three cars ever > turned up, and of those, only one based on a real car. > > Hokay, since the rest of you apparently don't OWN cars, here's the > results: > > David wins "Best of Show", with his 1973 GT Beetle. > Features and options: > 1300 body shell with flat windsheild and [ shaped bumpers > (fenders). The gearbox (transmission) was the 1300 close ratio > manual box bolted to a 1584cc flat four air-cooled engine. > Other GT extras were the half padded dashboard and the special > wheels which were also on the 1974 Jeans Beetle which featured > the blue demin interior. > > > _________ > _.--""'-----, `"--.._ > .-'' _/_ ; .'"----,`-, > .' :___: ; : ;;`.`. > . _.- _.- .' : :: `.. > __;..----------------' :: ___ :: ;; > .--"". ' ___.....`:=(___)-' :--'`. > .' .' .--''__ : ==: ; > .--/ / .'.'' ``-, : : '`-. > ."', : / .'-`\\ .--.\ : : , _\ > ; ; | ; /:' ;; /__ \\; : : /_\\ > |\_/ | | / \__// /"--\\ \: : : ;|`\| > : " /\__/\____// """ / \\ : : : :|'|| > ["""""""""--------........._ / || ; __.:--' :|//| > "------....______ ].'| // |--"""'__...-'`\ \// > `| WVE230L |__;_...--'": : \ // |---""" \__\_/ > """""""""' \ \ \_.// / > `---' \ \_ _' > `--`---' dp > > > > > Geraldine wins "Best Hearse", for her... her hearse? > It looks like a hearse, anyways. Options included: > > > Curtains, in your choice of black or dark grey. > > Four different shades of black paint. > > Optional cremation. > > Special sound system (plays only dirges). > > Wet-bar, with a complimentary selection of embalming fluids. > > Dead - standard or "un" (undead available only as special, > dealer-installed option). > > > Congratulations, dear. > > ________________ > /_______________/| > !!!!!!gfj!!!!!!!||________ > |____|____|_____|/_______/| > /| | ]| ]|///////| =O > ||_.-._|____|_____|__.-.__|=O > ( 0 ) """""""""" ( 0 ) > `~` `~` gfj > > > Amykate wins in the "Pre-History" class event, with the > Flinstone-mobile. > Akmykate presumably lives near the Bedrock Fossil Quary, where this was > unearthed. Congratulations. > > Options: > > 1. Choice of stone or leather seats. > > 2. Standard wooden steering wheel, or special, high-polish bronto-bone > wheel. > > 3. Choice of sedimentary or igneous tires (igneous available at extra > cost). > > 4. Choice of Sabre Tooth or Cave Bear hide top. > > 5. Brake-Soothe foot powder. > > _____________________ > / /\() > / / `. > / / .,' > /____________________/_.-` > (_____________________() > || || > || || _ > ||/|/ /|_____ _ > || / / / /| .//| > ||/ / / / |__// /-. > ,'|/_ / / / / // / ". > ,' || | / / / // / " > ,-__. || |/ / / ||/__-. " > ," |__`.||_|_____/_/____.'__| " ' > " O_) ________________ (_O " ' > " |_.' " " `._| " > akg`. ,' `. ,' > `----' `----' > > > I guess that wraps it up, for the First Ever ASKEE CAR SHOW. > Look for the next Askee Car Show, in your area... For you folks > who'll need a ride, call me. > > > > Well, I can see THIS is a dismal failure. Only three cars ever > turned up, and of those, only one based on a real car. > > Hokay, since the rest of you apparently don't OWN cars, here's the > results: > > David wins "Best of Show", with his 1973 GT Beetle. > Features and options: > 1300 body shell with flat windsheild and [ shaped bumpers > (fenders). The gearbox (transmission) was the 1300 close ratio > manual box bolted to a 1584cc flat four air-cooled engine. > Other GT extras were the half padded dashboard and the special > wheels which were also on the 1974 Jeans Beetle which featured > the blue demin interior. > > > _________ > _.--""'-----, `"--.._ > .-'' _/_ ; .'"----,`-, > .' :___: ; : ;;`.`. > . _.- _.- .' : :: `.. > __;..----------------' :: ___ :: ;; > .--"". ' ___.....`:=(___)-' :--'`. > .' .' .--''__ : ==: ; > .--/ / .'.'' ``-, : : '`-. > ."', : / .'-`\\ .--.\ : : , _\ > ; ; | ; /:' ;; /__ \\; : : /_\\ > |\_/ | | / \__// /"--\\ \: : : ;|`\| > : " /\__/\____// """ / \\ : : : :|'|| > ["""""""""--------........._ / || ; __.:--' :|//| > "------....______ ].'| // |--"""'__...-'`\ \// > `| WVE230L |__;_...--'": : \ // |---""" \__\_/ > """""""""' \ \ \_.// / > `---' \ \_ _' > `--`---' dp > > > > > Geraldine wins "Best Hearse", for her... her hearse? > It looks like a hearse, anyways. Options included: > > > Curtains, in your choice of black or dark grey. > > Four different shades of black paint. > > Optional cremation. > > Special sound system (plays only dirges). > > Wet-bar, with a complimentary selection of embalming fluids. > > Dead - standard or "un" (undead available only as special, > dealer-installed option). > > > Congratulations, dear. > > ________________ > /_______________/| > !!!!!!gfj!!!!!!!||________ > |____|____|_____|/_______/| > /| | ]| ]|///////| =O > ||_.-._|____|_____|__.-.__|=O > ( 0 ) """""""""" ( 0 ) > `~` `~` gfj > > > Amykate wins in the "Pre-History" class event, with the > Flinstone-mobile. > Akmykate presumably lives near the Bedrock Fossil Quary, where this was > unearthed. Congratulations. > > Options: > > 1. Choice of stone or leather seats. > > 2. Standard wooden steering wheel, or special, high-polish bronto-bone > wheel. > > 3. Choice of sedimentary or igneous tires (igneous available at extra > cost). > > 4. Choice of Sabre Tooth or Cave Bear hide top. > > 5. Brake-Soothe foot powder. > > _____________________ > / /\() > / / `. > / / .,' > /____________________/_.-` > (_____________________() > || || > || || _ > ||/|/ /|_____ _ > || / / / /| .//| > ||/ / / / |__// /-. > ,'|/_ / / / / // / ". > ,' || | / / / // / " > ,-__. || |/ / / ||/__-. " > ," |__`.||_|_____/_/____.'__| " ' > " O_) ________________ (_O " ' > " |_.' " " `._| " > akg`. ,' `. ,' > `----' `----' > > > I guess that wraps it up, for the First Ever ASKEE CAR SHOW. > Look for the next Askee Car Show, in your area... For you folks > who'll need a ride, call me. > congrats to all! nowheels Prudence > > > > >
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