Re: JRO We are all Americans? (WAS: Re: So, You Want To Make Text Art?)

Fakyrr [267crew] <fak...@cybercaAble.fr> wrote in message news:85apgb$glh$1...@news2.isdnet.net...
> yes, trying to learn English, not American....

Bonjour, Fakyrr....

You know, personally, I lamented the fall of English brand English, for
the American dialect. This is mostly due to technology and the movies, I
suppose. Anymore, the American dialect of English is the world-standard.



> You know, we are not DEPENDANT of your "brand-new-US-technology-crafted-with
> PRIDE-in-our-SO-BEAUTIFUL-US-world"
> Each time you make something interesting for us, we use it, we change it, we
> twist it, pervert it in our European way (have you heard about the french
> touch ?) and make it far BETTER than what it was...
> Who makes the best video gamez ? ;-)

Yes... I wasn't aware we invented sex, but I have heard a thing or two about
you European perverts. Please, however, take that topic to alt.euro-pervs.
I dunno who makes the best video games. Are you still wasting quarters on those
things, in France?



> I think you should open a little byte more your mind.


Gawd! I knew some of you people were starving, but you've turned to
cannibalism, to assuage it? This is the first time anyone ever threatened
to eat my brains!




> I'm not experimented in AAA News posting. The thing I got on my txt editor
> is not the same as what I see in my  Newsreader, so I post both versions
> (edtor + NR) One of them should be readeable....


It is quite readable. I hope you continue making text art.


> Editor:
>
>         * * * *========                             FFFFFrrrrrAAAAA
>          * * * ========                             FFFFFrrrrrAAAAA
>         * * * *= ======             VS              FFFFFrrrrrAAAAA
>         ===============     ###                     FFFFFrrrrrAAAAA
>         |                 ########                  |
>         |               ###############             |
>         |            #########################      |
>    ################################################################
>                   WORLDWIDE BS MATCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>    ################################################################

Interesting... I thought you supported us, in 1776, and we got you out
of trouble, later. Now we are at war? If so, I won't be reposting to
anymore Frenchmen; my government considers communications with the enemy
during a time of war, to be treason.

... You know... my wife is French. Yep; she's a frog, just like you.
What with the war on, and all, she might be some kind of spy... I
thought she surrendered, years ago, but I guess I should play it on
the safe side, and turn her in. I hope you realize you are defeating
your country's Intelligence Operations, by giving away Secret Information;
you've already cost one of your operatives her ability to complete her
task.

You French are diabolical; you marry women to Americans, to steal secret
Nuclear War Plans. I don't think you guys trained my wife very well, though.
She doesn't seem to know about this brain-eating. Instead...

JRO

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