REQ : a figleaf to cover my <ahem> ...

Howdy all --

I was recently given much greif over the rather large size of my .sig
and the apparently phallic-like feel to it.  Ugly accusations of
consorting with freuds and various expressions of .sig envy have been
making the rounds in these parts.

If some kind soul has a few moments, could you please devise a large fig
leaf (or any leaf, for that matter) to cover the offending appendage
from impressionable eyes ..?  Size does not matter ... in fact it might
well enhance the effect if the .sig were to sweelllll to 12/14 lines or
so; this will be a special use anyway.

I can re-edit any info into it that I need, but my talents are lacking
to perform an artistic cover-up on such short notice.  The follow-up in
the header should automagically EMail to me, but I will also check in
through the week for any kindness anyone may attempt.

(it's a _lighthouse_  ... really !!  ;)  :) :)

Thanks !!



 --  popabear  ____________________^____________________
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           Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.


A stripped out version :


 --  popabear
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           Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.

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