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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 1 Mar 1999.
Re: ML's book (was Watsit #1.....)

Re: ML's book (was Watsit #1.....)

> 
>       POSSIBLE TITLES FOR LEWINSKY'S NEW BOOK
> I Suck At My Job
> What Really Goes Down In The White House
> How I Blew It In Washington
> You Have to Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President
> Clear and Present Boner
> Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule
> Going Back for Gore
> Podium Girl
> Secret Services to the President
> Harass is Not Two Words: The Story of Bill Clinton
> Deep Inside The Oral Office
> The Congressional Study on White House Intern Positions
> She's Chief of MY Staff!
> Al Gore Is In Command For The Next 30 Minutes
> How To Beat Off the Government
> Going Down and Moving Up
> Members of the Presidential Cabinet
> How To Get A head in Business
> Me and My Big Mouth
> and my personal favorite............
> I Wore What You Did Last Summer
> 

Very funny. I didn't see my personal favorite though (best spoken):

How To Succeed In The Whitehouse.


> >Please accept:
> >,-------------.----.
> >| One nite in :tear|
> >| white house :here|
> >`-------------'----'
> 
> ack!  I think I'll pass... thank you though...
> that guy is really our president?
> It's so embarrassing...
> 
> (and no, I didn't vote for him)
> 

Neither did I :)

Greetz,
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