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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 4 Jun 2002.
[comic] space bar

[comic] space bar


     Now press the spacebar.      Return bar?
                                  ,
                    ` ##      |||    _
                      #]]    <'||   |_)
                     .||.   |_>>. _[__]
   __________________ bb __ | |>> |   |____________________



     No, space bar. Space.       I have an enter bar, return  
                                 bar, and a shift key?
                                  ,
                    ` ##      |||    _
                      #]]     ||'>  |_)
                     <||.   |_>>. _[__]
   __________________ bb __ | |>> |   |____________________



    No, space. Space bar.         I'm confused.
    The long horizontal key!
                                  ,
                    ` ##      |||    _
                      #]]    <'||   |_)
                     <||>   |_>>. _[__]
   __________________ bb __ | |>> |   |____________________



    Okay, see your c, v,           Yes?
    b, n, and m keys?  
                                   , 
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                     <||'   |_>>. _[__]
   __________________ bb __ | |>> |   |____________________



     Right under them.              Ohhhhh!
                                   ,
                    ` ##      |||    _
                      #]]     ||'>  |_)
                     .||.   |_>>. _[__]
   __________________ bb __ | |>> |   |____________________



     Do you still have             Yes, why?
     the box that your 
     computer came in?            ,
                    ` ##      |||    _
                      #]]    <'||   |_)
                     <||>   |_>>. _[__]
   __________________ bb __ | |>> |   |____________________


    
   Send it back. You're too
   stupid to have a computer.

                ` ##          |||    _
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                 .||.       |_>>. _[__]
   ______________ dd ______ | |>> |   |____________________dp


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http://homepage.ntlworld.com/palmer666 |__/  #
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