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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 13 Mar 1999.
CARS OF THE FUTURE! (HA! You people's can't even go off the

CARS OF THE FUTURE! (HA! You people's can't even go off the ground!)

IF NASA WOULD JUST LISTEN TO ME WHEN I GIVE THEM EMAILS WITH THESE PICTURES,
THEY'D BE BILLIONARES!

[INTRODUCING: THE CAR OF THE FUTURE..... (echos)]
This baby's got it all! 1000 horses, 0-60 in .1 seconds; More room. All around
airbags (there IS no front!), ranked #1 among the Saucer safety tests! Plus,
this a great vehicle; made on Mars, it was created for luxury.

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  ### ==/ [_][_] [\
      =/___________\_
      (______________)
        \__________/    {vaa}

NOW FOR ONLY 289 A MONTH! SEE THE STORE FOR DETAILS!


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Date: 1999/03/13
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