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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 18 Apr 1999.
IMPERIAL HERO: ADVENTURES OF VAA (comic)

IMPERIAL HERO: ADVENTURES OF VAA (comic)

Pretty dumb...

   +---------+ +----------+  IMPERIAL HERO #2: VICE ADMIRAL ACKER
  +|IMPERIAL |-|   HERO II|++----------------------------------+
  |+---------+ +----------+||                                  |
  |          \\            ||  YEA! WE WON!              _     |
  |     \\  _ \\           ||    |                      /o)    |
  |      \\|_| \\          ||    |                     (__)    |
  |       \\    \\         ||       W               /   ||     |
  |        \\       ||  || ||    (_)|             /     ||     |
  |When Acker got   ||  || ||     | |       Nice job,   ||     |
  |back to base, he ||/\|| ||     |/     Acker. You're  W|     |
  |was like a hero. ||\/|| ||     |      going to the   ||     |
  |He was promoted  ||  || ||     |      front lines    ||     |
  |and sent to the  ||  || ||     |      to fight for  _||     |
  |front lines...          ||     |_)    the Empire!  (__|     |
  +------------------------++----------------------------------+
  +------------------------++------------------------+####
  | Over the next few months|   In 2 months, he had  |....###
  |  he would destroy the  ||   downed 45 fighters,  |...##..##
  |   Rebels so bad, they  || without losing a ship! |..#,,#...#
  |       feared him.      ||   \              /     |...##.... #
  |                        ||    \            /    _ |......... #
  |   _                    ||     \^^^^^^^^^^/    / \|......... #
  |  / \          ____ .--.||     <          >  ##|o||......... #
  |##|O|  ===   #(____()--'||     < KABOOM!  >    \_/|.........# Yet,
  |  \_/                   ||     <          >       |.......## the
  |     \           /      ||     /VVVVVVVVVV\       |....###  Death
  | I have you  AHHHHHH!   ||    /            \      |####  Star had not
  |   now!                 ||   /              \     |   yet been built
  +------------------------++------------------------+
 +---------------------------++--------------------------------------+
 |   Acker was constantly    ||   The Chronic constantly got into    |
 | promoted until he had his ||  battles and always won by crushing  |
 | own ship, the VSD Chronic. |             Rebel Scum...            |
 |                           ||      _o_                             |
 |    +    .         .       ||     |___|                            |
 |  .                        ||    __\__\_________                   |
 |               +      .    ||  (|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,\________          |
 |     _o_         *         ||  (|,,,,,,,,,,,,___________/          |
 |.   |___|           .    . ||  (|___________/  |     \             |
 |   __\__\_________         ||   \____       _/_|_   =|             |
 | (|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,\________||      \ \________ | \___|___          |
 | (|,,,,,,,,,,,,___________/||      |   __/    \_________ \___      |
 | (|___________/            ||      | _/   \__ =|   = |  \____      |
 |  .             *          ||      _/        \ |     |             |
 +---------------------------+|                                      |
+-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
|   Until Darth Vader himself   |+-------------------------------------+
| assigned the Chronic to watch ||                                     |
| over a secret new plan to take||           THE DEATH STAR!           |
|   control of the Universe...  ||                                     |
|           #########           ||   ______    __                      |
|        ###.........###        ||  /_  __/   / /_   ___               |
|       #..........##...#       ||   / /     / __ \ / _ \              |
|      #..........#;;#...#      ||  / /     / / / //  __/              |
|      #...........##....#      || /_/     /_/ /_/ \___/               |
|      #.................#      ||          ___        _        __     |
|      #.................#      ||         / _/   /|  / /  ____/ /     |
|       #...............#       ||        / _/   / | / /  / __  /      |
|        ###.........###        ||       / /_   /  |/ /  / /_/ /       |
|           #########           ||      /___/  /_/|__/   \__,_/        |
+-------------------------------++-------------------------------------+
     By VICE ADMIRAL ACKER

.-.-||-----||-.-.----------------------.-.--------------------------.-.
|K| ||  _  || |T|  "FOR THE GREATER    |E|   Vice Admiral Acker     |S|
|I| ||=/#\=|| |H| GLORY OF THE EMPIRE, |B|   Kam...@rotfl.com      |C|
|L| ||=\_/=|| |E| DESTROY EVERYTHING!" |E|http://www.spunge.org/~vaa|U|
|L| ||     || |R|   ~Briefing Officer  |L|     15310412  -ICQ       |M|
'-'-||-----||-'-'----------------------'-'-.  rellik 608 -AIM  .----'-'
                                           '-------------------'

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From: Kam...@rotfl.com (Vice Admiral Acker)
Subject: IMPERIAL HERO: ADVENTURES OF VAA (comic)
Date: 1999/04/18
Message-ID: <371...@news.inxpress.net>#1/1
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Organization: CHRoNIC!!1!!!!!111!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!
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