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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 21 Mar 1998.
Re: Bullshit

Re: Bullshit

Miss Kitty wrote:
> 
> -> From: llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca>
> ->    /
> ->    \,^%---
> ->    <  \
> ->  \/>
> -> ___>,^
> -> //| |
> -> llizard aka ejm   cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
> -> www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
> And what the heck is that thing you use in your signature
> anyway? I've wondered for a long time but was too nice to ask...

A llizard.


   mouth     back    tail
     |        |       |
     V        V       V

    ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
             /\  /\

       ^      ^
       |      |
     eyes   legs



laughing (mouth wide open)


            ha                           ,^
               ha  -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                ha ha /    "    "
                     /


Standing up, reading:


             ________________
           /(@)______________)        Well,
 ha       / | I would try   |         I am not a poet;
ha ---%^^,  | my hand,      |         Luckily,
  ha /   >\ | But fear I    |         I know it.
         < \| will be panned|
         <  |_______________|         llizard aka ejm
         <  (@)______________)  cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
       ^^|\
         ' '


I think the joke about "being panned" comes from this fried llizard that
I drew:

                     )   (  )   )                 
                      (   )   (                   
            ----%^^\_____________^^^\             
        O______/__\              /   ^            
              /    \____________/                 


Sitting down, playing viola:


                                                   | /
  ___                 -#-----                   ^  |/
  \  \    ____         \          _         _  /_\ |\
  /   |  |    \    ===%^^^,      / \  _ |> |_ /   \| \
()   ()  \    /   =#-@@ / >       \  <_ |\ |_
        ()  ()        \/  >      \_/
                       ___>,^         llizard aka ejm
                      //| |     cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca


Holy llizard:

      =      ha
  ,^^^%--- ha
 /<\/` \ ha
 \<                    =
 '<                  ll|zard aka ejm
^^|\           cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
 / /




Protesting llizard:


 ________
|PRACTICE|
|  SAFE  |
|INITIAL-|
|_LING!__|
    |
    |  .^%---
    |  <  \ STOP the misuse of initials!
     \/ >
        >
        >
       /\'^
ejm97  \ \


Crazy llizard:


ha     ---%^^,
     ha  / __>_/
 ha          >
           __>,^
           \ /
           ~|\           llizard aka ejm
            |~     cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
            -
          ( * )
            -

Crazier llizard:

    _
 .-' '-.
/       \
\^^^|^^^/
 \  |  /
  \ | / /
   \|/^^%---
    [<\  \ Whee!!
    <
  ^,<
   _/\            llizard aka ejm
     /      cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca


llizard in front of computer:


                gasp!!

         ___     !/\
       _/   | ===%^^,   Really?      
      |_____|    \/ >                
        ---  ==     >                
      [_____]     __>,^              
ejm97  |   |     //| |               



Computer no more:


            |\            ha
            | >\            ha         *THAT*
   _   _    |/  \    .^^%--- ha      should take
 _/<  < |        \__<__  \ ha          care of
|___> >_|           <                Big Browser!
  -< <- ==        ^,<
 [__\/_]           \_\             llizard aka ejm
  |   |              /       cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca


llizard in a hurry:


     ,^%---   Yikes! There are                llizard aka ejm
 _.__<  \  vicious dogs everywhere!     cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
(_.-- >         ____________                   .____N\         ____
-   __>,^-    ________                         `vvv @ )_____) ___
* ) \  ( * )       __________________             /  _|/---\\_  ____
-   ~    -                                           \        \

llizard catching one:


           '\
           ' \    ,^%---
           A  \@  >  \ Look! I finally caught one!
           ^   `\/>
                __>,^   *    *        llizard aka ejm
              //| |   (/   )/   cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
-~-~-~-~-~-~""""""""""""""""""""""""


llizard catching something ugly:


           '\
           ' \    ,^%---
         _ '  \@  >  \ Look! I finally caught one!
        8 ||=  `\/>
        `--'=   __>,^   *    *        llizard aka ejm
              //| |   (/   )/   cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
-~-~-~-~-~-~""""""""""""""""""""""""

[by VK]


Another ugly catch:


                                            '\
                                           '  \ ===%^,
                                         '     \@   >
                                       '        `\/ >
                                     '            __>,^   *    *
                                   '            //| |   (/   )/
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~'~-~-~-~-~-~"""""""""""""""""""
                          /    '
     ^.                  /   J
       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^%----
           "       "

[by VK]

A quiet night in front of the computer:


   _  <{
  ' \/
   _(_)
 _/   | ===%^,
|_____|   __ >              llizard aka ejm
  ---  == -- >        cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
[_____]    __>,^
 |   |    //| |


A windy day:


    #+# + +
   #/##+    +
 ###\/####    +
#####'#####        ,^%---
 ###}#{'##       . <  \  Rats...
  # }{{ '#      ' \/>
    }}{         '   >
                '   >,^
                '  /|          llizard aka ejm
                '  | \   cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca

More fishing:


           '\
       ____' \    ,^%---
       \   | \@  >   \     ...and here's a boot that
      __)  |   `\/>               I caught while fishing.
     (___-_)    __>,^   *    *
              //| |   (/   )/            llizard aka ejm
-~-~-~-~-~-~"""""""""""""""""      cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca

Sporty llizard:



        /|
       / |
      /_ |   ,^^%--- ha
     /[_]| __<__ \ ha
    /____|)  >          ha
   /     |   >,^
  /      |  / \
 /_______|  \  \           llizard aka ejm
      ============   cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca


llizard the photographer:


     __
--@./ww
  (\
   "`    _-__   ,^%---  I've seen eagles here before
        ()=()/  <  \      too but just can't quite
              \/>              find them now
                >
                >,^
               /|            llizard aka ejm
ejm97          | \     cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca


More sports snapshots:


         '   ,^^^%---      Hey!     `\_
        /  \_<__  \     Aren't we      \
ejm97  '     <       supposed to have   ` _
     _/    ^,</\     ropes up here???      `
   _/       _<                              `\
 _/         \         llizard aka ejm         `\
'               cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca     `\


llizard eating dinner:


          Y
           \ ,^%---       A toast to you, Madame
        )(__\>  \
       _[]_  >               llizard aka ejm
      [____]_>,^       cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
ejm97 | //|| |  http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/


llizard after dinner:


          ,^,__
         < \_^,\
         <     ^%---
         < __    )@
       ^^ \ /      @'
ejm97_____/__      @#
             |  __#@_____
             |  \_______/  <----- good thing that basin is there.




llizard skiing:


             _,^^%--- ha
       +----|<\/| \ ha      I prefer crosscountry
            <   |      ha    although I've never
         ^,<    |               tried jumping
        \  | \  +
ejm97    \/__/____            llizard aka ejm
          \             cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
           \    http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/



llizard sleeping:


       !        z
       |.^=--- z       !
       |<_ \z________..|
ejm97  |  ||:::::::::::|


llizard in the morning:

http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/garbage_heap/pics/llizardinthemorning.txt


angry llizard:



              \\\\\\\\\\\
             ( \\\\\\\\\\\)
             ==    _ \/ _ ==
           =====  (*)  (*)===
         =====        \  \====
        =====        __)  )====
      ======     ________(======
     ======     /|/|/|/|/  ======
     ======    |            ====
    =======    |  /| /| /| ======
ejm97 ======    \/_|/_|/_|========
     ========             \========
       ======       _______)======
         ====)          (=====


cheerleader llizard:


--
    _(   ,^^%---
    *))\_<   \  These pompoms are difficult to draw!
     _(_/>
     *))_>,^            llizard aka ejm
       \ /        cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
ejm97    \  http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/


--
     _(.
     *))\                Oh oh; I think I've done myself
         \,^^%---                 a mischief....
     _(.__<   \
     *))  >         llizard aka ejm   cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
ejm97 _____>,^____   http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/


llizard in the garden:



         .^^%---
        <\_  \ I'm not really allowed to use scissors
        <  \     since the lawn mower incident....
        <`  \
      ^^|\ ` \_
ejm97,,/,/,,`(*)\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
     llizard aka ejm   cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
      http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

Another picture of llizard in the garden:



   *   ___
     _-\__\
 *  -_   \ __  *
      *   \ /
          .\^%---    *
  *      <_|  \ I love the first snowfall!
        <        *
       <                            llizard aka ejm
     ^^|\   *       _*-_ -    cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
ejm97 / /         -       www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/


llizard learns a lesson:


ejm97      /                   llizard aka ejm
       /\ /              cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
        ^'<       http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
  - ____|  <  /
( * )   ` \_</  / OW
  -     o o  '^%---      o o  oo

llizard stuck:



>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>^^^^^^^^^>
>                                       >         >
>    >^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>   >    >    >
>    >                              >   >    >    >
>    >    >^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>     >   >    >    >
>    >    >                   >     >   >    >    >
>    >    ^^^^^     >^^^^     >     >   >    >    >
>    >              > X :-)   >     >   >    >    >
>    >    >^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>     >   ^^^^^^    >
>    >    >                   >     >             >
>    ^^^^^>    >^^^^^^^^^>    >__ ! ^^^^^^^^^>    >
>         >    >         >    >\,^%---       >    >
>    >    >    >    >    >    > <\ \ now ^^^^^    >
>    >    >    >    >    >    > >/   where?       >
>^^^^^    >    >    >    >    > >,^  >^^^^^^^^^^^^>
>         >    >    >    >    >/|    >            >
>    >    >    ^^^^^^    >    >| \   >   ^^^^>    >
>    >    >              >    >      >       >    >
>    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     >    >      ^^^^^^^^^    >
>  ---<"`>               >    >                   >
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[by RG]


party llizard:


           *     @        www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
 *          *   / \                cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
  I         Y   mmm                            llizard aka ejm
  I     )    \ ,^^%---
 | |  86 /\ \_\>   \  But the "Y" is handy when there
 |_|_888/_o)_  >         isn't anything else from
[____________] >,^         which to choose and
|            |/|        there's champagne that is
|ejm97       |\ \      just waiting to be guzzled....

--
          *   ,^^,  and boots make the champagne taste funny.
        *__%^^_/ >
        \   |   >,^
       __)  |  /|  llizard aka ejm  cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
ejm97 (___-_)  \ \     www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/



HTH

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