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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 12 Mar 2003.
Nerd Boy, episode 354

Nerd Boy, episode 354

  Hey Nerd Boy, what would              I'd change that weird
 you do as president of the              right to bear arms.
   United States?    `__                 ,
                     #..               OO
                      )|              .||.
                      |\               dd


        Really? You'd change             Well, duh! Who wants bear
          the arms laws?  `__            ,  arms anyway?! Let the
                          #..          OO   bears keep their arms!
                          .)|.        -||-
                     _____ || ________ dd _____




                   Wh- What?!            Yeah. If you're giving away
                          `__            ,  arms, make it something
                          #..          OO   cool like -robot- arms.
                          .)|.        .||.
  ________________________ || ________ dd __________________________



            Forget I asked.             And one arm could have a
             __ ,                        ,  laser gun maybe, or
             --#                       OO    some kinda saw...
             |(                       .||-
jg__________ /| ______________________ dd _________



----
Well there you go. My first political strip, although it's political
in a very NB-ish roundabout way. I'm personally kind of proud of the
delicious irony. As a sidenote, the last line is inspired by the Strong
Bad emails (www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html), a series of flash
animations, while the bear vs robot issue is quite clearly a shout-
out to Bob the Angry Flower (www.angryflower.com), a web comic that
does way better political stuff than I do.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

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