Frogstein and Birdstein, The Diary

Hi everyone,

The idea for the following came from my own family life.

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03  Frogstein and Birdstein, The Diary                    03
04  by Pete Casso 970128                                  04
05                                                        05
06           Daddy Birdstein, mummy bought me a diary!    06
07          All my friends at school have one!            07
08         /                                              08
09        /          Why did you not buy it yourself?     09
10       /          From your own allowance?              10
11      /          /                                      11
12   _           _                                        12
13  ( ">       <" )                                       13
14  (> )>     <( <)                                       14
15   ^^         ^^                                        15
16                                                        16
17           It is too expensive! It is a real diary!     17
18          With a real lock and a real key!              18
19         /                                              19
20        /          You are just a little girl!          20
21       /          What secrets can you possibly have?   21
22      /          /                                      22
23   _           _                                        23
24  ( ">       <" )                                       24
25  (> )>     <( <)                                       25
26   ^^         ^^                                        26
27                                                        27
28         Oh ... I write in my diary                     28
29        if a boy looks at me!                           29
30       That's what girls do!                            30
31      /                                                 31
32   _           _  ?!                                    32
33  ( ">       <" )                                       33
34  (> )>     <( <)                                       34
35   ^^         ^^                                        35
36                                                        36
37           Uh, oh, "daddy" Birdstein, uh, oh!           37
38          /                                             38
39         /         Oh, shut up, you old sinner you!     39
40        /         /                                     40
41       /       _                                        41
42   .oo       <" )                                       42
43  (  ~)     <( <)                                       43
44   " "        ^^                                        44
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