Mooning/farting Santa Card "mery xmas to you too"
From Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
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· 29 Nov 1996 00:00 · View full thread
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Want to send someone a sarcastic "merry xmas to you too!" card
with a mooning/farting santa?
Take the text between, but NOT INCLUDING the 'begin' and 'end' lines.
It is 70 characters wide for email, but set it up for print in
courrier 10 point or similar (i.e. 100 charaters to A4 pagewidth) and
NO EXTRA HORIZONTAL OR VERTICAL MARGINS --layout includes margins.
Fold the resulting page in four, and place in a suitable envelope.
NB you can type a suitable fixed wording into the lower
lefthand part first, e.g. on what you are comaplining about.
[@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ BEGIN @@@@@@@@@@@@@
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@>-->-- --<--<@ _ --<--<@ | :�\| � �
Y _ _ _ _ _ |_ _ _ Y | � /|
| (_)(_)_| | )(_)| ) (_)_| | | � |
Y | | Y | � _
| _____________ | | � |
(____ |_ | | � _|
| /___|/___| | | � _
A | | | | A | �|_)
| ( | ( | @ | �|_
A _ \\\/ .-��\ \ | | | � _
@ ( ) \ \.� \ \| | (( | �/ |
( ) \ \ : � | __(( | �\_|
@ ((v0v)) �. .) ) == (( | � |
Y (�����)-----����������� (( | �
| �\ \_* | �
Y �-�� | �
| _ . .. .\ / @ | �
Y (_ \_|| | X Y | �
| _) \||/\|/ \ | | �
.. .. . _ . . | �
| / \_| \_| _|| | | | �
A /�\ (_| (_| _||/\| A | �
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A A | �
@>-->-- --<--<@ @>-->-- --<--<@ | :� �
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+-------------------------------------------------+--------------
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@>-->-- --<--<@ @>-->-- --<--<@ | :� � � � �
Y Y | �MERRY XMAS
| | | �TO YOU TOO
Y Y | �
| | | �
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A A | �
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A A | �
@ @ | �
| �
@ @ | �
Y Y | �
| | | �
Y Y | �
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| � (your
| | | � message
| | | � here)
A A | �
@>-->-- --<--<@ @>-->-- --<--<@ | � � � �
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ END @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@]
####_ @@@@@@@ (!)
-- /__/ \ DON'T GET SCREWED by R-S-A-Ci @@/__/ _ \ /
|__| ((((((((() @@@ |__|{_}|
\__\__/ \__\___/
/ \ Dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk / \
+--+ : .---' :
' L :.
http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/censor/index.html#StrawPoll
Have *Y*O*U* voted yet on whether we want ratings ???
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: f996b,8246facfdcf28072,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> Subject: Mooning/farting Santa Card "mery xmas to you too" Date: 1996/11/29 Message-ID: <LPM...@xemu.demon.co.uk> X-Deja-AN: 201480578 distribution: world x-nntp-posting-host: xemu.demon.co.uk content-type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 organization: 1st Canine Chapel of Bob Dobbs Dog (Church of the SubGenius) mime-version: 1.0 newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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