penguins, mooses & clams (cartoons)---repost
From Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
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· 14 Apr 2000 00:00 · View full thread
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ORIGINAL PENGUINS posted by Chad J Day,
created by N.Smith
(o_ (*_ (O_ (o< -! (o<)<
//\ //\ //\ //\ //\
V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ V_/_
standard drunken shocked noisy penguin
penguin penguin penguin penguin eating fish
_o) (o_ (o|:
//\ (o_ (o_ //\ //\:
U_/_ (/)_ (\)_ V_/_ U_/:
paranoid the penguin family crashed
penguin penguin
EXTRA PENGUINS by Dave Bird
(o/ (o_ (o_.' (o__o)
|/~\| //\ //\.- //\ //\/\\
;O | V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ V_/\_V
\_/\_)""
sleeping snooty outlaw smoking kissing
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguins
(o_ (o_
(o_ //(o_ (/)(o_ _o)_0) _o)(o_
//\ V_//\ //\ (\)/\\ -./\\//\.-
! -> V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ _\_V _\_VV_/_
/|\
/_|_\ noisy piggyback mother penguins+ duelling
\ | / _ penguin#2 penguins babies in slings penguins
\|/ ( ) _._
'. U .'_|_'.
'. '. |(o_ (o_ (o_ (o_.' (0_
{o_ (o_ //\_.___ //| //\ //\c{} //\
(')_ (\)_ V_/_'oo' V_|_ V__)_ V__)_ V_/_
penguin family thin fat boozy gawping
penguin penguin penguin penguin
(O__
(o_ (o_ //\ _o)
//D //> // ) /\\
V_)_ V_)_ V__/_ @_\_V
dollyparton madonna giant penguin wearing
penguin penguin penguin persian slippers
## _||_
(b_ (@_ (6_ _9) (b_ _d) (p_ _q) (o_ (o_
//\ //\ //\ /\\ //\ /\\ //\ /\\ //\ //\
V_/_ V_/_ V_/_\_V v_/_\_v U_/_\_U V_/_ V_/_
penguin mohican tophat
variants penguin penguin
(=_ (#_ (o_ ($_ (�_
//\ //\ //\ //\ //\
V_/_ V_/_ [ ]/_ V_/_ V_/_
chinese black-eye travelling greedy crafty
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin
_ _ (o_ (o_
~/~A (o_/ A | . |K
\// //\\// //\ : //\ //o_
~o) V_/~o) V_/_: V_/_ V__)_
upside-down acrobatic penguin bowtie hunchpenguin
penguin penguins craning penguin of notredame
-- () (o_
(o_ (o_ (o__ 0 (o_
//\ //\ //\' //\ _-//$
V_/_ <-V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ - V_/_
angelic demonic vampire frankenstein superman
penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin
(o_ / | /\ #
| / | |__| (o_ # (o_ /\
//\-X X--/\\ //\-X _ _o) /\\< -)->
V_/_ _\_V V_/_ _\_V //\ \_/_\/
luke darthvader the penguin robin hood
skypenguin penguin chainsaw massacre penguin
_o)
{o_ (O_ = o
(o. _- //> //\ [|]-/\\
(/)_-- U_)_ V_/_ _\_V
penguin bride, groom penguin invisible
and bridesmaid vicar penguin
/\
(o_ (o_ _o)
//\T .---//\-.. /\\
(_)(_) +(_)--(_)' _\_V
penguin on penguin in dunce
a pushbike a sportscar penguin
_o) (o_(o_(o_(o_ (o_(o_(b_(@_(o_ (0__
//\ //\//\//\//\ //\//\//\//\//\ //\ marching
U_/_ U_/U_/U_/U_/_ U_/V_/V_/U_/U_/_ H__)_ penguins
''marching to _ the beat of a different drummer''
( )
_ U _._ \ O ___
( ) (o_ `. O-. | _._ \/ _> / \
(o_ U | (o_{o. \/) | | _[_][_]| |
(o_//\(o_' (@_//\(\)('}.(O_ | (U | | \ | | \___/
//\U_///\~/~A\V_/_ //\ /| /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\ /|\
U_/_ V_/ \//_)_ V_/_ / /
.
~o) ~ ~'''''''band by ejm97'''''''
penguin audience
_o)(o_ one fine day in the middle of the night (o_ .
-./\\//\.- two dead men got up to fight //\.-' |/~\|
_\_UU_/_ back to back they faced each other U_/_ | _/ o:
""""""""""""drew their swords & shot each other!"""""""""""(_/\_/
========================================================================
THE ELCH-LISTE MOOSES.
^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ der einfache Mini-Elch
(..) classic mini-Moose
v-v-v-@@-v-v-v trauriger Mini-Elch
(..) sad mini-Moose
^-^-^\OO/^-^-^ Mini-Elch mit Brille
(..) miniMoose with glasses
^-^-^"@@"^-^-^ weiblicher Mini-Elch, mit Ohrringer
d {..} b female miniMoose, with earrings
##
^-^-^-��-^-^-^ Theo Waigel Mini-Elch ^-^-^-OO-^-^-^
(..) Dennis Healey miniMoose (..)
|
^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ vershnupfter Mini-Elch [in standard ascii
(.,) miniMoose with headcold characters only]
|
^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ Mini-Elch raucht Pfeife ^-^-^-@@-^-;-^
(..)__� miniMoose smoking a pipe (..)__u
^-^-'�'-^-^ Mini-Elch-Baby Elch-Herde passend:
^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
(..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..)
(..) (..) (..)
For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose?
_ _ _ _
( )( ) ( )( )
^-^-^"@@"^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
d {..} b (..)
============================C=L=A=M=S==================================
CLAMS, by Xemu
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
[after the traditional "cows" series....]
.-. .-. .-. .-.
/ @ ' / U ' / O ' / X '
\ ':: \ ':: \ ':: \ '::
'-' '-' '-' '-'
standard dozing amazed drunken
clam clam clam clam
.-. .-. .-. .-.
/ # ' / . ' / + ' / � '
\ ':: \ .:: \ .:: \ .::
'-' '-' '-' '-'
black-eye bored halfwit death-stare
clam clam clam clam
.-. .-. .-. .-.
/ ! ' / ? ' / = ' / $ '
\ .:: \ .:: \ .:: \ .::
'-' '-' '-' '-'
surprised puzzled chinese registrar
clam clam clam clam
__
.-. .-. .-. /__\
/ @ o / @ o / @ ' / U '
\ '.. \ .-- \ .:: \ .::
'-' '--' '-## '-'
#
happy as clam@2pm bearded O.T.clam (with
a clam onThursday clam bacofoil hat)
_
.-. | | .-. .-. '.
/ @ / | | /o ' / @ ' ;
\ < -< |_| \@@@@ \ .::=='
'--\ _ '-' '-'
(_)
tone40 clam reproducing clam smoking
clam by spores a Kool
.-. .-. .-.
/[#]= /[O ' ::' \
\ .:: \ .:: . @ /
'-' '-/ '-'
+-----/--+
cool clam '.__//__.' sea-org australian
(in shades) clam clam.
.-. is there an earlier .-.
/ @ ' / incident? ' o \
\ .:: __ ___ ___ ;;' /
'-' | /|' /|----()__) '-' clam auditting
|/_|_'_|---()__) a pre-clear
.-. are there any overts
/ 0 ' / against greenfly?
\ .:: __ ___ ___
'-' | /|' /|----()__) (#~#) clam auditting
|/_|_'_|---()__) ^ a tomato
Admiral Damien reviews his navy:
handle that Ward creep .---. .---.
.----- / or it's rice&beans! / [O / 6
< \\ "(*) \ {Ho \ .::__
`-----' .- `----' `---' \
_\|
Damien Helena unable_semen Engram
The PR team:
.---. .--~~--. .--.
/ (O / {' "P" {' "�
\ .:: \ b '::: \ -=
`--## `--..--' `--'
#
Milne Cory (note ear-ring) Vera
They've gone on vacation & left the kids in charge of handling ARS:
.-~1O .-~~b.
<3' < ':: < .--
`~~~~ `"""""
Mikey, age3 Saussage, age 10 Ester no-hope
MicroClams(clamspores): <@(*)> <@_=
double plate shown: <E" <F" <K" <3' <B" <{" <-" <=" <--"
top plate shown: <^" <~" bottom plate shown <_" <~_"
sideways: closed (|) open {:} bearded #{:}#
###
front view .~@@~. back view _-~~-_
'--' ~--~
_________________Clams on PushBikes__________________________
<^", <=@>r <~'t <_@; <^`f
(_)(_) (_)(_) (X)(X) (+)(+) (~)(~)
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Clambed CHEEE-ARGE!
/
.-----.
<3' <K" <B` <_� <=@> <^" < \\ "(*)
\ `-----'
but admiral,
we're already charging
$150 an hour!
================ CLAM JOKES Part 1 ==================================
TWO CLAMS, lost in the middle of the desert...
quick, how much money
have you got in your wallet? $7500---but why??
/ \
<K' 'Z>
..............\................................................
\
now just think of a course that costs $7500,
and the registrar will find us within 15 minutes
how many clams does it take to change a lightbulb?
/
<=@> "^>
/
none: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear,
then it will have the selfdeterminism to change itself.
why do clams never have coz they chucked the little doggie
all 4 players at monopoly? in the pool!
/ \
<3' <(*)@>
Clamz meets snaylz
I may move slowly by applying the teknology
but I get to see the world of LRon Hubbub I have
\ / learned to be
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____@/ '==> stuck on a
rock and go
nowhere
LRon Hubbub public relations teknology
(1) (2) (3)
.-~~-. .-~~-. .-~~-. ;
< ..@ .- < ..@ . < ..@ .-
'-..-| '-..-| : '-..-|
|____ |____ |__ _
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~-~~
[ clam, BLAM, thank you mam! ]
____ ____
( ) ( )
_\ /_ _\ /_ .--.
<_@..@_> <_d..d_> <\____/>
~--~ ~--~ ~--~
/ \
So Damien's Zzzzz
not going to be deposed
for a while -- at least,
not until after he's
given evidence.
--------------------------------
_.-@~@-._ _.-0~0-._
'-...-' ~.- -.~
( )
/ '-...-'
/ \
What's with Damien sent him a sicilian message:
judge whyte? a parcel with a dogfish in it.
-----------------------------------------
hi, i'm ron's amigo hi, my name is ron & i audit
/ / : tomatoes
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||_ _____o___________
( don't I get )
( any choice in )
( the matter,then? )
-- . ___ .
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DEMOCRACY: two wolves & a lamb LIBERTY: a lamb with a kalashnikov
voting what's for lunch contesting the vote
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