Stranded
From Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi>
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· 24 Nov 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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We're here on the airport, where a group of people
have just arrived after being stranded on an island
for more than a year.
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(___o' mMMMM
============================================================
Tell me, how did you pass time while you
were waiting to be rescued?
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Well, it _did_ get kinda boring, so we started telling
jokes. Unfortunately none of us knew that many jokes,
so the same jokes got told time after time.
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So, to save time, we numbered the jokes. Whenever someone
wanted to tell a joke, he just said a number.
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23!
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HEH HEH !
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275!
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HEH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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Sniff.. \ / What was so special with the
HEH HEH / \ second joke?
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=================================================================
I hadn't heard it before...
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==================================================================
Guess you could see that punchline coming a mile away...
--
Jan-Erik Finnberg whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi ICQ:49316651
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/FFVII/ FF7 midis and not much more!!
"Life is like a metaphor"
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