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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 24 Nov 1996.
I need a sig.

I need a sig.

 Hi H�vard...



 HS<> I need a signature file preferably Vinnie the Poo.

  Don't we all ?



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           and by-and-by Pooh and Piglet went on again.

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           "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully



              "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."



                        "And he has Brain."



             "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has a Brain."



                     There was a long silence.



"I suppose," said Pooh, " that that's why he never understands anything."





                                        -- Winnie the Pooh





    >>>  Pictures mainly from Kurt Scaletta <<<



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        -  Winnie-The-Pooh                                -cfbd-



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                " I am NOT Roo, " said Piglet loudly.



                          " I am Piglet ! "



                                            - Winnie-the-Pooh



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Eeyore, the old grey donkey,

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  ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^            - Winnie-the-Pooh





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             Nobody seemed to know where they came from,

                 but there they were in the Forest:



                         Kanga and Baby Roo.



                                                - Winnie-the-Pooh



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    Baby Roo was practising very small jumps in the sand and

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                                               -- Winnie-the-Pooh



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         )   /(_     Why does a chicken, I don't know why.

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          \___)     `Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.'



and of course the poem is by A.A. Milne, drawing is based

on ones by Ernest H. Shepard.



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   _               The Piglet was sitting on the ground at

 _<_\_             at the door of his house blowing happily

<_    \__          at a dandelion and wondering whether it

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  "    "           by Ernest H. Shepard.





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                           _

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Thursday?" asked Rabbit, and when                   ________ |||| |

Pooh had explained, and Rabbit,                    /        \ \ | \

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thought you'd really come about                /|      |         /

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      they sat down for a little...





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           and by-and-by Pooh and Piglet went on again.

    The wind was behind them now, so they didn't have to shout.



           "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully



              "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."



                        "And he has Brain."



             "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has a Brain."



                     There was a long silence.



"I suppose," said Pooh, " that that's why he never understands anything."





                                        -- Winnie the Pooh



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                     |

                     |

                     |

   ,*'    _          |

        _( )_    (")_|

       (    (c.., (")          Pooh Bear floated gracefully up

       |       _; \ \           into the sky and stayed there

        \     ,'_ )  )

       /      (_ _ ,/

,*'   /        \

      |          \       ,*'       - level with the top

      |           )_,'\            of the tree and

      |           |__,/          about twenty feet          ,   ,

      ;      ,.,./ ,-.         away from it.              (  (    )

       ',   ',   `- ,/                                  ( (     )   )

          ' ' '----'       ,*'                        , ( (         ) '

                                                       (    (   )  / )

 ,*'                                                   ( ( \\       ) ,

              ,*'                                         ( |  // )

                                                            |   |

   The bees were still buzzing                              |   |

    as suspiciously as ever.                                |   |

                                                            |   |

     ,*'                                                ``'-------

              ,*'





        -  Winnie-The-Pooh                                -cfbd-



--------------------------------------------------------------------------





                         ___________

                  _.--^^^           ^^^--._

                  \`--...___________...--'/

                  /                       \_    _

                 /                        (_`,_' )

                /                          )    `\

               /_____                   _ /    '. |

               |     ^^^^-----------^^^^  |       `,

               | |   |                 \   \,_  `-/

               | |___||   |       |\  | \/ ,&&&&&V

               | |   ||   | |  /| | \ |  |,&&&&&&&&:

               | |   ||   | | / | |  \|  ,&&&&&&&&&&;

               | |   | \_/| |/  | |   |  |  |&&&&&&&;\

               |_____       |   |       _|  |       :_) _

                \    ^^^^-----------^^^^ |  |       ;--' |

                 \                       '--'   `-.--.   |

                  `---...___________...---' \_    |  |---'

                                              `-._\__/





=========================================================================



                " I am NOT Roo, " said Piglet loudly.



                          " I am Piglet ! "



                                            - Winnie-the-Pooh



------------------------------------------------------------------



            " Help, help ! " cried Piglet, " a Heffalump,



                      a Horrible Heffalump ! "









              .,,,''''''',,

         .,,,/           ,~~~\.     /~~~\     \   \

/     __/               /      \_'''',,,/     ))  ))

\_O--/                  |       \    __ ",,  //  //

    |                    /  \_  /     @)  ''//_ //

   |                      ',,,/      ~~    //  ~~__

   |          )             (           __//        ---___ _/OO

    \          )     /    )   ( ,,,,   (_Q   '''----_______,_/

      \       |--.-- #|   |,,,/\_   ~~\/

        \____________#| /    \_ ''\___

         /  /    _/  /         ~~\ __ \      -cfbd-

        /__/   #|__/                 |##

        |##    ~~







                   - Winnie-the-Pooh





====================================================================





Eeyore, the old grey donkey,

 stood by the side of the stream,

  and looked at himself

    in the water.

                                 ,,"""',,;;''''''''' '';,

"Pathetic," he said.           ,',                        '',,

                             ,' ,'   \                      \\

  "That's what it is.       ,''' @   ) \  )          __    ) ll

                                |    / /  :;;,,,,;;'' ( | )  ll

      Pathetic."                \__|  ( | )           ( | )  ll

                                     (_/\_)          (_(__/  /\   -cfbd



...................................========================================



                                         - Winnie-the-Pooh







========

 eeyore

================================================================

 Sometimes he thought      __------------_ _   which?" --

 sadly to himself,       _-               \ \   and sometimes

 "Why?" and sometimes   - \                |||   he didn't

 he thought "Where-  //: | |               | ||   quite know

 fore?" and some-   //v:v \ \  )     __(   |  ||   what he

 times he thought,  || :   | | |----- | |  |   ||  _was_ think-

 "Inasmuch as      /_/|:__-\_\_)     (_(_ _/   MM   ing about.

================================================================



words by a.a. milne, picture based on one by e.h. shepard



====================================================================





             Nobody seemed to know where they came from,

                 but there they were in the Forest:



                         Kanga and Baby Roo.



                                                - Winnie-the-Pooh



--------------------------------------------------------------------



                                                   _-_

                                                /~~   ~~\

               |\  |\                        /~~         ~~\

               ()__()                       _-_             }

               \o o /                   /~~   ~~\      -_  /    _-_

               ()  /                 /~~         ~~\ //  ~~  /~~   ~

               (^) \                {               }|    /~~

                  \ \                \  _-     -_  / |   {

                   \ \                ~~  \\ //  ~~  \\   \  _-

                _ _ |  \                   | |             ~~  \\ //

               ' _ _/  ) ~- _              | |                  | |

              '/,_ _ _/      ~ ,          // \\                 | |

                    /   /)/)     ',                            // \\

                   (   ( . )    _ _',

                    \ __) (__ /    } '- - - - - - - - - - -,

                     \       {     ,- - - - - - - - ' ' ' '

                       \      >   /

#----x---x--x----#  .--- \    ' /   --x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--

#                #  "----~ ~ / /              #                     #

#---x---x--x--x--#---x-     (_/  x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#---

#                #           "                #       -cfbd-        #

#----x--x--x--x--#--x---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#---

#/   \|/   \\||//  \#/   \\\||/   \||///    \\#|//   \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|/







--------------------------------------------------------------------



    Baby Roo was practising very small jumps in the sand and

      falling down mouse-holes and climbing out of them...

                                                           _-_

            " Look at me jumping," squeaked Roo,        /~~   ~~\

               and fell into another mouse-hole.     /~~         ~~\

       _-_                                         _-_              }

    /~~   ~~\         - Winnie-the-Pooh         /~~   ~~\      -_  /

 /~~         ~~\                             /~~         ~~\ //  ~~

{                                           {               }|

 \  _-     -_  /                             \  _-     -_  / |

  ~~  \\ //  ~~                               ~~  \\ //  ~~  \\

       | |                                         | |

       | |                                         | |

      // \\              /)/)                     // \\

                        ( . )

/   \|/   \\||//  \#/    \ (    />    \\#|//   \\\\\|||/// \|/   \||

---------------------  __/ _\  //  _--------------------------------

...  .    .   .  .   :  '~( '~ )//  -    .      . .  ()()_____  .  .

  .    .  .        :    _\  '}/  -          .      /**      )   _ .

    .          .   :   "--~(/   :  .    .     .   O_\\-m--m-/____)

 -cfbd-   .         : .....".. :              .           .       .

 __ __-- __ _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- __ _-- _ __-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _--





====================================================================





         __  _-==-=_,-.

        /--`' \_@-@.--<

        `--'\ \   <___/.      The wonderful thing about Tiggers,

            \ \\   " /        is Tiggers are wonderful things.

              >=\\_/`<        Their tops are made out of rubber,

  ____       /= |  \_/        their bottoms are made out of springs.

_'    `\   _/=== \__/         They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,

`___/ //\./=/~\====\          Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

    \   // /   | ===:         But the wonderful thing about Tiggers is,

     |  ._/_,__|_ ==:        __  I'm the only one.

      \/    \\ \\`--|       / \\

       |    _     \\:      /==:-\

       `.__' `-____/       |--|==:

          \    \ ===\      :==:`-'

          _>    \ ===\    /==/

         /==\   |  ===\__/--/

        <=== \  /  ====\ \\/

        _`--  \/  === \/--'

       |       \ ==== |

        -`------/`--' /

                \___-'





------------------------------------------------------------------------



                                       __  _-==-=_,-.

                                      /--`' \_@-@.--<

                                      `--'\ \   <___/.   Tiggers

If Rabbit                                  \ \\   " /    can do

Was bigger                                  >=\\_/`<    ANYTHING!

And fatter                      ____       /= |  \_|/

And stronger,                 _'    `\   _/=== \___/

Or bigger                     `___/ //\./=/~\====\

Than Tigger,                      \   // /   | ===:

If Tigger was smaller,             |  ._/_,__|_ ==:        __

Then Tigger's bad habit             \/    \\ \\`--|       / \\

Of bouncing at Rabbit                |    _     \\:      /==:-\

Would matter no longer,              `.__' `-____/       |--|==:

If Rabbit                               \    \ ===\      :==:`-'

Was taller.                             _>    \ ===\    /==/

                                       /==\   |  ===\__/--/

                                      <=== \  /  ====\ \\/

(one of Pooh's songs)                 _`--  \/  === \/--'

                                     |       \ ==== |

                                      -`------/`--' /

                                              \___-'





---------------------------------------------------------------------------





====================================================================



       " Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, " You haven't any brain."



                    " I know," said Pooh humbly.



                                              - Winnie-the-Pooh

--------------------------------------------------------------------

    _

  _( )_

 (     (o___

  |      _ 7

   \    (")

   /     \ \

  (      )  )

  |    \ __/

  |        |

  (       /

   \     /

    )   /(_

    |  (___)

     \___)



 kurt scaletta





         _

       _( )_

      (     (o___

       |      _ 7

        \    (")

        /     \ \

       (      )  )      "

       |    \ __/

"      |        |   "

  "    (       / _       "

"   "  |    __) / )

        \_ _ __ _/

   "





   -after Scaletta



         _

      __( )_                While Eeyore frets ...

     (      (o____            and Piglet hesitates ...

      |          |            and Rabbit calculates ...

      |      (__/             and Owl pontificates

        \     /   ___

        /     \  \___/        ...Pooh just is.

      /    ^    /     \

     |   |  |__|_HUNNY |

     |    \______)____/

      \         /

        \     /_

         |  ( __)

         (____)





====================================================================





                                                    Eli Ganam.

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