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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 29 Dec 2001.
Mike Throll & the Time Machine 3

Mike Throll & the Time Machine 3

This episode doesn't explain the previous one but it contains jokes at least.




             Timofei Shatrov aka Grue presents...

      .-----------------------------------------------------.
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      |          ## ##    ## #  #                           |
      |          # # # ## ##### ###                         |
      |          #   # ## ## ## #                           |
      |          #   # ## ## ## ###                         |
      |                $$$$$$ $$ $$ $$$$  $$$$$ $$   $$     |
      |                  $$   $$$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$   $$     |
      |                  $$   $$ $$ $$$$  $$ $$ $$   $$     |
      |                  $$   $$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$$ $$$$ $$$$   |
      |                                ,---------.          |
      |       and the TIME MACHINE    ( episode 3 )         |
      |                                `---------'          |
      `-----------------------------------------------------'


^^^^^
q  OO       ,--------------------------------------.
|   >____O__|He will kill us! I'm too young to die!|____________________
\  o  o     `--------------------------------------'
 | |                        ,-------------.
/   \___ _              ___(I have an idea!)
|  \___ _ \    ___     (___)`-------------' _,-._      ,---  ,---  ,---
| \____|_| \  (_o `._ (_____)             ,'     `.   (o(o)-(o(o)-(o(o)-
|  |        \/\ ___'_\ ##qoo    O        ,_________.   (   | (   | (   |
 \  \          \/  `-' ##  _\ o             oo$$   _____________________
  \  \         /`.      |  o               /_ $$ ==_____-ooo'\-ooo'\-ooo
   | |     _ \/   `.    / /#\         ______-  |   _/ /--,-//|-,-//|-,-/
`--| |_---'/\ \     `.  \_\ |)        `.______ |  (_// |(____|(____|(___
   |___\  / /\ \      `-|\_\|:              |  |       |   | |   | |   |
\        | /  \ \       |  |||              |  |       ||  | ||  | ||  |
 )       | |   ) )      |  ||`.             | ||       ||  | ||  | ||  |
/        | |  / /       |  ||               | ||       ||  | ||  | ||  |
         )__\/_(   Gr   |  ||_             _| ||       ||  | ||  | ||  |
                        |____\\           /___|       //___|//___|//___|



^^^^^
q  OO                        ________________
|   >_______________________/                \__________________________
\  -                       /                  \
 | |                       \I DECLARE JIHAD!!!/           ,------------.
/   \___ _              ___ \________________/            |STOP RUNNING|
|  \___ _ \    ___     (___)                              |WAIT FOR ME!|
| \____|_| \  (_o `._ (_____)                        _.-,_`------------'
|  |        \/\ ___'_\ ##qoo    O                  .'     `,    O
 \  \          \/  `-' ##  _\ o                   ._________,
  \  \         /`.      |  O                          $$oo    O
   | |     _ \/   `.    / /#\                         $$ _\ o
`--| |_---'/\ \     `.  \_\ |)                        |  -
   |___\  / /\ \      `-|\_\|:                       / / |\
\        | /  \ \       |  |||                   __ /\/  |/\
 )       | |   ) )      |  ||`.                 \_ \\//\ \\/
/        | |  / /       |  ||                     \__/  \ \
         )__\/_(   Gr   |  ||_                          / /
                        |____\\  o                     /___\

                                   O

                ^^^^^    ,-------------------------------
                q  OO   (BTW, are you a muslim yourself? )
________________|   >    ;------------------------------:_______________
                \  o    (Yes, of course!!!               )
                 | | o O `------------------------------'
            __  /   \___ _                 ___
           /  \ |  \___ _ \    ___        (___)      ,----------.
          /    \| \____|_| \  (_o `._    (_____)    (It's time to)
         /      |  |        \/\ ___'_\    ##qoo    O \do "namaz"/
        /        \  \          \/  `-'    ##  _\ o    `--------'
       |/\        \  \         /`.         |  o
       || \_ \     | |     _ \/   `.       / /#\
       ||   \ \ `--| |_---'/\ \     `._    \_\ |)
       ||  / \ \   |___\  / /\ \       `---|\_\|:
      /||\| / \ \        | /  \ \          |  |||
          | |  ) )       | |   ) )         |  ||`.
          | | / /        | |  / /          |  ||
          )__/_(         )__\/_(     Gr    |  ||_
                                           |____\\






          __          __
         /  \        /  \    ___
________/    \______/    \__(_o `._ ____________________________________
       /      `----'      \/\ ___'_\                             (___)
      /        \___\         \/  `-'                            (_____)
     |/\                     / ,----------------.                oop##
     || \_ \             _ \/  |Allah akbar...  |               /_  ##
     ||   \ \ `---------'/\ \  |Allah akbar...  |                o  |
     ||  / \ \          / /\ \ |Stop. Why you   |  ,--------. O /#\ \
    /||\| / \ \      ^^^^^  \ \|aren't doing it?|  |I'm an  |  (| /_/
        | |  ) )     q  OO   O `----------------'  |atheist.|   |/_/|
        | | /________/   > o/ /                    `--------'   ||  |
        ___//         __C_ /_(     Gr                           ||  |
       /___/ ______\ \_ |_| .-----------------------------.     ||  |
       / ___/       \__|_|  |    Damn, that was joke.     |    _||  |
       |/                   |        I'm stupid!          |   //____|
                            |                             |
                            |SOMEONE SHOULD RESEARCH THAT.|
                            `-----------------------------'








-- 
GRUE@|And to auoide tediouse repetition of these woordes: is equalle to:
MAIL|I will sette as I doe often in woorke use, a paire of paralleles of
RU|one lengthe, thus ===, bicause noe .2. thynges, can be moare equalle.
>>GRUE3.TRIPOD.COM<<|Robert Recorde,"The Whetstone of Witte',1557.[4*72]

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