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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 16 Jun 1999.
Re: Obstetrics

Re: Obstetrics

On Wed, 16 Jun 1999, JRO wrote:
> 
> But here is the original one, which I never posted. It started as a strip,
> which I reduced to the above....
> 
>         |    "Wow, I gotta show this
>         |          to Margret."
>         |      ___ /
>         |     /(((\          |
>         |    ))((()) ___     |
>         |    )))((((/~~/     |
>         |    /((())\(\/      |
>         |   /\/___\///       |
>      ___|   \\/   \\/        |___jro
>     /        /_____\
>    /          | | |
>   /           ) / |
>              /_/|_|
>              \_)\_)
> 
> 
> 
>    "You need to take a gander
>     at this, Margret. I told
>     you we were going to need
>      these new OB admittance
>            forms."
>          ___  / ___
>         /_+_\  /@@@\
>    /\  ))o o((@@@@@@@
>   /~~\ ((\o/)) @@@@@
>   \~~/ / \_/ \/     \
>    \/\/\(_ _)/\/   \/\
>      \/ /   \\\\___///
>        /_____\\/   \/
>         | | | /_____\
>    ____ | | |_ | | | ________jro____
>         |_|_|  |_|_|
>         (_|_)  (_|_)
> 
> 
> 
>                   "Oh, my..."
>          ___    ___ /
>         /_+_\  /@@@\
>        ))o o((@@@@@@@_
>        ((\-/)) @@@@@ ~|
>        / \_/ \/     \(\
>       /\(_ _)/\/   \///
>       \\/   \\\\___/\/
>       (/_____\\/   \
>         | | | /_____\
>    ____ | | |_ | | | ________jro____
>         |_|_|  |_|_|
>         (_|_)  (_|_)
> 
> 
>                  "It gets better...
>                   They're ALL here."
>         ___     ___ /
>        /_+_\   /)))\
>       @@O=O@@ ((())))
>        @\o/@  )))())(
>       / \_/ \ /((())\ /)
>      /\/   \//\/___\///
>     _||\_ _/|\\/   \\/
>    /~(//  .\\(/_____\
>   /__//_____\  | | |
>   ____ | | | _ | | | _______jro____
>        |_|_|   |_|_|
>        (_|_)   (_|_)
> 
> 
> 
>          "You must be
>           kidding me."
>         ___  /  ___
>        /_+_\   /)))\
>       @@O=O@@ ((())))
>        @\o/@  )))())(
>       / \_/ \ /((())\
>      /\/   \//\/___\/\
>     _||\_ _/|\\/   \//
>    /~(//   \)(/_____\
>   /__//_____\  | | |
>   ____ | | | _ | | | ________jro___
>        |_|_|   |_|_|
>        (_|_)   (_|_)
> 
> 
> 
>   "I wish I were... the suspected FATHER
>    refuses to sit in the waiting room with
>    her HUSBAND, and both of them are arguing
>    with her BOYFRIEND about who gets to go
>       into delivery with the woman."
>               /
>          ___ /    ___
>         /)))\    /@@@\
>        ((())))  @@@@@@@___
>        ))()(()   @@@@@/~~/      |
>    (\  /((())\  /     \(\       |
>     \\/\/___\/\/\/   \///       |
>      \/ /   \//\\\___/\/        |___jro
>        /_____\) \/   \
>     /   | | |   /_____\
>    /    ) / |    / / |
>   /    /_/|_|   /_/|_|
>  /     \_)\_)   \_)\_)
> 
> 
> 
>            "Well, that certainly fills in
>              ALL spaces on the new form."
>                         /
>          ___      ___  /
>         /)))\    /@@@\
>        ((())))  @@@@@@@___
>        ))()(()   @@@@@/~~/      |
>        /((())\  /     \(\       |
>       /\/___\/\/\/   \///       |
>       \\/   \//\\\___/\/        |
>        /_____\) \/   \          |
>     /   | | |   /_____\         |___jro
>    /    | ) /    | / /
>   /     |/_/     |/_/
>  /      \_))     \_))
> 
> 
> 
> 
>       "Yes, it does. Father... Husband...
>        and of course, Significant Other."
> 
>               /
>          ___ /    ___
>         /)))\    /@@@\
>        ((())))  @@@@@@@___
>        ))()(()   @@@@@/~~/      |
>    (\  /((())\  /     \(\       |
>     \\/\/___\/\/\/   \///       |
>      \/ /   \//\\\___/\/        |
>        /_____\) \/   \          |
>     /   | | |   /_____\         |
>    /    ) / |    / / |          |
>   /    /_/|_|   /_/|_|          |___jro
>  /     \_)\_)   \_)\_)
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Okay... which version does everybody like best?
> 
I like this one...has a "punch line"..gj

*--------------------------------*
|  {"}   Geraldine  Jones   {"}  |
|  \|/ we9...@victoria.tc.ca \|/  |
*--------------------------------*
     

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