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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 22 Jun 1999.
Re: Finish this comic strip

Re: Finish this comic strip

ANNYEoN wrote:
>>>> 
 ____________________________________
 
       NiPSU'S ANNoYiNG NEiGHBoR
 ____________________________________
 
   \   \   \   |  /    /            /
  >  DisTurbInG   NoISe <          /
   /   /   /   |   \   \          /
 ________________________________/
    _--------------------_       \
  .'That damn neighbor is '.      \
  |   driving me crazy!    |       \
   '------------. _.------'         \
      .'.__.'.  |/
      | (gg---.o/
      '.' ____.'
 __..-'  .-'
        ||___________________
 .____-'||                   \=
  =/ || ||                    \=
 =/__())())____________________\=
 
 Nipsu was very annoyed by his noisy
 neighbor.
 ____________________________________
                       ___
    _   \ | /  _   /   \ /
  ,' '.   _  ,' ',  /   V
 ;     \.' '.__  |  -   O
 |      |   QQ___________ .''.
 |      '._.'"           "'..'
 |                    .  . ;
 |      ;               . /
 '     /    ____________.'
  '._.'   ______.'
           .'
    Suddenly he got a great idea.
 ____________________________________
 
    _          _   /
  ,' '.      ,' ',   /  HEE HEE HEE
 ;     \ .\  /   |         /
 |      . c\/o___________ .''.
 |      '._.'"           "'..'
 |       "/__         .  . ;
 |      ; '\ '-._       . /
 '     /    \___.'-_____.'
  '._.'   -.___.'
         .'
 He would let the neighbor taste his
 own medicine!
 ____________________________________
 
 +-----------+
 |Loud _   O |
 |   .' '.   |
 |   '._.'   |  I'd like a subwoofer
 |   Speaker |  that size. Woof Woof
 |[]  ___    |           /
 |  .' _ '.  |  .'.__.'.           .'
 | ' .' '. ' |o.---EE) |         .'
 |( (     ) )|'.____ '.'-.------.'
 | ' '._.' ' |     '.            ;
 |  '.___.'  |       ||'-....--'||
 +-----------+       ||         ||

 So Nipsu went to the shop and bought
 a big subwoofer and a bigger pair of
 loudspeakers!
 ____________________________________
          _____________
         /|  subWOOFer |           /
        / |____________|          /
 _______|/            /__________/
        /____________/           \
 This should take care of him!   \
  --------._ Ha ha ha___------     \
    _      /   _   /                \
  ,' '.      ,' ',   /
 ;     \ .\  /   |         /
 |      . p\/q___________ .''.
 |      '._.'"           "'..'
 |       "/__         .  . ;
 |      ; '\ '-._       . /
 '     /    \___.'-_____.'
  '._.'   -.___.'
<<<< 
  _
 ( ) 
 | | 
 | |
 | |                  _
 | |                 ( )
 | |_________________| |
 |                     |
 |                     |
 |  _________________  |  
 | |             /#/ | |
 | |                 | | 

  .'.__.'.           .'
o.---EE) |         .' 
'.____ '.'-.------.|
     '.            ;
       ||'-....--'||  
______________________________________________________________
       ||         ||  |So Nipsu attached a remote microphone under his
neighbor's bed|

 

________________________________________________________________________________________
|So that night, Nipsu, along with the rest of the neighborhood, listened
to his neighboor|

 +-----------+
 |Loud _   O | 
 |   .' '.   | -----Neighboor's Wife: I'm sorry hon, I can't do it
anymore, or, should I say,
 |   '._.'   |                        you can't do it any more.
 |   Speaker |             Neighboor: Are you saying I'm impotent?
 |[]  ___    |                  Wife: I think you are, you should go to
the doctor.
 |  .' _ '.  |             Neighboor: Okay, but please, don't tell
anyone.
 | ' .' '. ' |                  Wife: Of course I won't.
 |( (     ) )|             Neighboor: Good.  Do you know how embarassing
it would be if everyone found out
 | ' '._.' ' |                        that I can't get it up any more?
 |  '.___.'  |
 +-----------+

---

Okay, so you have to have a twisted sense of humor like mine to enjoy
it.

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