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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 4 Aug 2008.

                            
    
    
Re: The Solution for Fuel 64282
    
                        


                                            

                

            

        


    

        

            

                

                    
Re: The Solution for Fuel 64282

                    

                        From Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com>
                        · alt.ascii-art
                        · 4 Aug 2008 23:37                                                    · View full thread
                                            

                

            

        


        

            

                

                    

                        
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Troy Piggins wrote the following -._
> * Faux_Pseudo wrote :
>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Morales wrote the following -._
>>>=======================================
>>>        Why PAY TOO MUCH for FUEL
>>
>> I don't.  I have a scooter that gets 100 MPG.
>>
>>           /\_
>>          (|(o)
>>           |/       ____.---.
>>          / |      (_____.__/
>>        .-'\|       \/      `-.
>>       /_.  \__    /(   :F_P:  )
>>        /|\____>====_\________/
>>       ( () )\_________/( () )
>>        \__/             \__/
>>
>>:F_P:####################Wed May 9 2007#####
>> Scooter
>
> Seen this?  You might change your mind.  Very funny blog.  Very
> Faux_Tran-like IMO.
>
> http://introducingliston.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-not-gay-except-when-i-am.html

More Tran then Faux_Tran like.

As accurate as that post is it ignores some key points.
1) Serena Williams isn't the only tennis star that will blow you for
riding a scooter.  Anna Kournikova and Andre Agassi will too.
2) Its not that moped riders are pedophiles (attracted to kids) its
that kids are attracted to moped riders (scootophiles)
3) The uncut hair just adds to our awesome sexuality.  

In short scooter riders get lots of offers for sex.  Partly its the
scooter, partly it is that we have lots of money to spend because we
aren't paying more than $20 a month for transportation. 

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