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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 12 Apr 2000.
Best of...

Best of...

To liven things up with some new material, here are some of the things
that have happened so far this year in the chat:




Shimrod [email] 26 Jan. 15:37, from: 129.125.21.113

 _o\\
(-\  \
  /  |   =====[##]
  |  |       ('\ \
  \  /          \_\
 _/`.\
  `  `\


Shimrod [email] 26 Jan. 17:39, from: 129.125.21.113

drinks art:
beer:
 ___
(---)
 )_(

wine:
 ___
(---)
 `.'
 _|_

whisk[e]y:
 ___
|   |
|___|
|---|
`---'

tequila:
 _
|_|


llizard [home] 27 Jan. 17:38, from: 216.154.14.232

another parrot has alighted:

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    /")   @,
   //)   /)
==/{'==='%"===
 /'     %
        %                
         %


ojoshiro 28 Jan. 15:31, from: 193.172.191.176

 ,------------.
( Shut up Pepe ) |-^.
 `--------y---' (Y"  )  ,
         (    ,  )mm(   I
          `--'  (____)=='



llizard [home] 28 Jan. 17:08, from: 216.154.8.165


                    []
                    []
                    []
                    []
                    \]\
                    [\,^%---
                    []>  \ now I'm in a jam....
                   _[]>
                   \[>
                    /]^^
                    \]
   _____________    []  ___________________
  ______________)   [] (__________________
   !     !     !    [] ' \  !     !     ! 
   !     !     !    [],! !  !     !     ! 
   !     !     !    [] ! !  !     !     !
  _!_____!_____!__,![]_!_!__!_____!_____!_____
                ,! ![]#!#|
              ,! !_![]#|
             ! !_!_![]
            !! !_!__[]
            !!`!____[]
            !!_|!`_.[]
            !|__!_!_[].
            !___!_!_[]!`. 
            |#__!_!_[]! !`.
              |##_!__|! !  !.
                |##__|! !  ! `!.
                 |###|_!  !  ! !.
                   |####|__!  ! ! 
                    []#####|__! !
                    []########|_!
___ejm______________[]##########|____________________



ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 12:56, from: 193.172.191.176

 .nNNNn.  
.N"*N*"N. 
@) x X (@
 \ ,-u./
  `---'


ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 13:06, from: 193.172.191.176

SPAM

  ,---------.
 / 8---==-   \
|-------------|
|   S P A M   |
| ,---------. |
|( [_]|/__   )|
| `---------' |
`-------------' 

MAPS

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|  |  |  |
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PAMS
 
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( * )( * )
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ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 13:08, from: 193.172.191.176

A PMS
 ,---------.
( @!#%&& !  )
 `-y-------'
  (


brojek [email] 31 Jan. 16:18, from: 212.160.114.123

   ________
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |
   |o     |   3   Hmmm...
   |      | -')> 
___|______|__/\___________

   ________
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |
   |o\3   |
   |-')   |
___|_/\___|_____________

   ________
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |
   |   c/o|
   |   (`-|
___|___/\_|_____________

|-.________
|  |      |
|  |      |
|  |      |  Hey, it worked!
|o | _o/  |
|  |  I   |
| _|_/_>__|_____________
+"


Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:23, from: 129.125.21.114


   ________
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |
   |o     |   3   Hmmm...
   |      | -')> 
___|______|__/\___________

   ________
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |
   |o\3   |
   |-')   |
___|_/\___|_____________

   ________
   |   o  |
   |  b/  |
   |   )  |
   |  ()  |
   |  /\  |
___|_/  \_|_____________

   ________
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |  Cool door!
   | _o/  |
   |  I   |
___|_/_>__|_____________
  ,'      `.
+-----^-----+


Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:28, from: 129.125.21.114

   ________
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |  Cool door!
   | _o/  |
   |  I   |
___|_/_>__|_____________
  ,'      `.
+-----^-----+
   ________
   |   o  |
   |  b/  |
   |   )  |
   |  ()  |
   |  /\  |
___|_/  \_|_____________

   ________
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |
   |  g   |
   | /\   |
___|_)_o__|_____________


 +----------+
  `.______,'
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |  Better?
   |  o_  |
   |  )   |
___|_/_\__|_____________



ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:56, from: 193.172.191.176

          ,/`.
        ,'/ __`.
      ,'_/_  _ _`.
    ,'__/_ ___ _  `.
  ,'_  /___ __ _ __ `.
 '-.._/___...-"-.-..__`.



Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:09, from: 129.125.21.114

Camel:
    _  _  =_
   / \/ \/,-`
  (      /
  |/'""`.|
  |      |


brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:24, from: 212.160.114.123

             Phhhhhhhfffffffffff.....
    .-----._ `. 
   /|.---.|< .-`3_/
  | |     | |'   ;)
  | |     | |   //
  | `-----' |
  |         |
  |  -- - ' |
  | `--- -  |
  |         |
  |         |
  |         |
  |         |



llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:48, from: 216.154.3.58

    ______
   /(    )\
   \ \  / /
    \/[]\/
      /\
     |  |
     |  |
     |  |
     |  |
     |  |
     \  /
      \/


VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:58, from: 130.240.2.143

                           |/
                    ,7^^^7^%
                   ^

                            /
                   ^-7^^^7^%--
                    

                  ^         
                   `-7^^^7^%--
                     `   `  \

                  ^.        
                    `/^^^/^%--
                     \   \  \


                   ^  nAn   
                    `/   /^%--
                     |   |  \
  ___________________`____`______________

                   ^,
  ___________________7^^^7^%==___________



VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:31, from: 130.240.2.143

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   /(.) (.)\
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     '- -`



VK [email] [home] 2 Feb. 00:16, from: 130.240.2.143

cu wrote:
> Martin Bulmer wrote:
> 
> >Have you dropped that sprog yet?
> 
> yes, but it wasn't a lot of fun. my apologies to all if
> nothing has been posted yet, but i've been hospitalized all
> week, and my husband did not leave my side long enough to
> post. Rachel Ann was born on wed, jan 26, at 8:11am, after
> about 48 hours of hard labor and a c-section. she is the most
> beautiful thing that you have ever seen.
> 


                                .--.--.--.-.
                               ( This isn't )
                               ( working... )
                                `-'`-'`-'`-'  O  o ,,,,,
                                                   |o|o |
                                                   | `  )
                                                    \-./
         *AAAANGNNNNN*    _.-----._                //\/`.
          /'           .-'         `-.            .'.' / )
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{}{}}  '_.'   (//                         /\\.-    |:    \
{{{}}}        /                           /\\.-    |:    |
-{{{}}}-(____/---------------------------'--`-'--  |:____|
                                                   | |  |

                                                  \
                       .--------------------.     /\
                      | You're just going to | \ /
                      | take a little nap.   | /X
                       `--------------------'`\ /\ ,,,,,
                                             /\/   |o|o |
                                           _/#/    | `  )
                                          (_)/      \o /
          HEY!?           _.-----._       /#//\   .-'-'`.
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{{{}}}        /                           /\\.-    |:    |
-{{{}}}-(____/---------------------------'--`-'--  |:____|
                                                   | |  |



                       .----------------------.
                      | [ERROR]u, meet Rachel Ann,   |
                      | Rachel Ann, meet Mommy |
                       `---------------------'`\   ,,,,,
                                                   |u|u |
                                    *WAAAAA!*      | `  )
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          what?                               /.. .-'-'`.
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-{{{}}}-(_______/------------------------------'-  |:____|
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A little while later...



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  \ \/  \/ / /\ \    / /\ \    / /\ \    / /\ \ | |
   \  /\  / ____ \  / ____ \  / ____ \  / ____ \|_|
    \/  \/_/    \_\/_/    \_\/_/    \_\/_/    \_(_)


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                    `.___.'
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    {{{}}} Come here baby! Let Mommy help you!
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                \          /        /'`---------'
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           Hehe
            SPNAK!
              ga-ga
                `\  .-----.
                   /       \    |_   |_   |_   |_
                  | @  @    | |/_  |/_  |/_  |/_ 
                  |  `__.  )| __   c    c    c
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                    `.___.'  @'_| *KA-STOMP!*
                  >--/. .\--'
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           ga-ga
             MEOW!
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                   /       \    |_   |_   |_   |_
                  |    @  @ | |/_  |/_  |/_  |/_ 
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brojek [email] 2 Feb. 01:24, from: 212.160.114.123

   oo /\          ,'\
    `,  \______ ,'   \
   /  `=:______:______`-____/
   `---'



AnOnyMoose 2 Feb. 14:23, from: 129.125.21.1

    {}_
 ,---'-`
(____/
|| / \

moose


Shimrod [email] 2 Feb. 16:09, from: 129.125.21.115

I hear there's also a new llizard-model alarmclock available:

 ,-'"`-.
/       \
|---%   |
\  / >  /
 `-._>-'
     >
   _<
  /  \_


Shimrod [email] 2 Feb. 16:18, from: 129.125.21.115

atllizard...


      ,-'"""`-.
     //V  /    \
    //  =_  ,\  \
    |_  (  >  \_|
    \ )  \_|    /
     \   ___   /
      `-:___;-'
   ---%^^\^,_/
     / '  `>
           > 
          /|^^
         |  \


Ojoshiro [email] 2 Feb. 16:44, from: 193.172.191.176

  oO___.._
 / -'"V""V
( (""""""'


Shimrod [email] 3 Feb. 15:17, from: 129.125.21.110

Is it a bird? No!
Is it a plane? No
What is it then?
It's superbrojek!

`-. 
___\o_
 _/ 

Superbrojek saves the day! (and the damsel in distress :)


brojek [email] 3 Feb. 15:21, from: 212.160.114.123

_c_  I'm not very fond of this costume. It's so tight...
<V>
/ \


Shimrod [email] 3 Feb. 15:25, from: 129.125.21.110

brojek>> Let me help you with that...

_c_     _e
<V>   >8/|
/ \     < \


VK [email] [home] 3 Feb. 15:26, from: 130.240.2.143

           _e
    _c_  >8/|
/ \ <V>    < \


Shimrod [email] 3 Feb. 15:38, from: 129.125.21.110

               _e there!
             >8/|
__ _ __ ___    < \


              _e hmm...
            >8/|
  ________    < \


              _e what the?!?!
            >8/|
   __/\___    < \

              _e where have I seen this before?
     ||     >8/|
   _/,.\_     < \

    ___      _e some movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
    `V'    >8/|
   _/ \_     < \

    _c_      _e Oh damn!
    <V>    >8/|
    / \      < \


Shimrod [email] 3 Feb. 15:42, from: 129.125.21.110

`-.         _e  Heeeeeelp
___\c_     '/\
 _/        />


VK [email] [home] 3 Feb. 18:13, from: 130.240.2.143

[PLEASE come up with a solution quickly or I'll log out!]

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   |||\./|||
   |.-- --.|
   /(.) (.)\
   \ ) . ( /
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      ( /)
      '--`



VK 4 Feb. 11:49, from: 130.240.2.143

                           )

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brojek [email] 4 Feb. 12:24, from: 212.160.114.123

hey, it's a cigar :-)) how do you know I love thiese?

 ( )
( ( )
 ) )
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  c
  (`-_(\
   \\ ==   <--- me, smoking.



ojoshiro 4 Feb. 18:30, from: 193.172.191.176

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brojek [email] 7 Feb. 15:03, from: 212.160.114.123

 .c         .c          ,.c
 '(`-_(\   '(`-_(\      (`-_(\   stickman whith pony-tail.
   \\ ==     \\ ==       \\ ==


VK [email] [home] 7 Feb. 15:10, from: 130.240.2.143

 sc       
  (`-_(\  
   \\ ==  


VK [email] [home] 7 Feb. 15:29, from: 130.240.2.143

 .-c       
(  (`-_(\  
 )  \\ ==  


VK [email] [home] 7 Feb. 16:03, from: 130.240.2.143

    .-c       
   (  (`-_(\ 
    )  \\ ==  
=)-'

(plugged in!)


brojek [email] 7 Feb. 16:43, from: 212.160.114.123

 _`.'_
   |
   `-c
     (`-_(\
      \\ ==  wireless... not any better.


brojek [email] 7 Feb. 16:58, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: toilet:
  ___
 [___]-.
   I   |
   I   |
 .---. |
 |   | *  _
  |_|    (()
 (,--`.   ||
-``---'-.  `
  `---/  `.
   \_/     `.


Chimp-rod [email] 8 Feb. 14:56, from: 129.125.21.4

(
 )
 (@    Yeeee Haaaaw!!   
 `i
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\ \(`-_      ,---' ,-
 \ `"" )----(____ /
 /____/    / \   )\
--------' '  '   `'  


Chimp-rod [email] 8 Feb. 15:34, from: 129.125.21.4

      Whoa! the floor is moving!
    c_,
    /\    ,.
     )\'  .`
  ,'  . '___
  \.',^%---_\


Chimp-rod [email] 8 Feb. 15:35, from: 129.125.21.4

Aaaaaah! Help!
 
 c _  /\
<\/- / / 
    / /\
   / /,^%---
  / /_<__\__   Hello shimrod, VK, brojek(?)
  \/_/<_____\
     \


llizard [home] 8 Feb. 15:36, from: 216.154.6.246

  /\ 
  \ \ 
   \ \\_,^%---
  | \ \_<\_\___  Do I hear sounds of distress???
 \c_A\/_</\____\
    \


llizard [home] 8 Feb. 16:19, from: 216.154.6.246

when I saw "OH slide" I thought of this:
 
     ,-.
   ,-. | 
     | |__     \
     |/_  \    /
     | |\  \_.^^%---
     |/| \ /\<   \ 
     | |  \  \<
     |/|   \  \<__ 
     | |    \^^\\ \
     |/|     \  X   
     | |      \  \ 
     |/| ejm   \  `....
     |          `..../


VK [email] [home] 8 Feb. 16:22, from: 130.240.2.143

llizard >> No, that's an "Oh-oh!" slide...


VK [email] [home] 8 Feb. 16:23, from: 130.240.2.143

     ,-.
   ,-. | 
     | |__     \
     |/_  \    /
     | |\  \_.^^%---
     |/| \ /\<   \  Oh -
     | |  \  \<        oh!
     |/|   \  \<__ 
     | |    \^^\\ \
     |/|     \  X  `   
     | |      \ `\ 
     |/| ejm   \  `....
     |          `..../


VK [email] [home] 8 Feb. 16:30, from: 130.240.2.143

     ,-.
   ,-. | 
     | |__     \
     |/_  \    /
     | |\  \_.^^%---
     |/| \ /\<   \  Oh -
     | |  \  \<        oh!
     |/|   \  \<__ 
     | |    \^^\\ \
     |/|     \  X  `   
     | |      \ `\ 
     |/|       \  \ 
     | |        \  \ 
     |/|         \  \ 
     | |          \  \ 
     |/|           \  \ 
     | |            \  \ 
     |/|             \  \ 
     | |              \  \ 
     |/|               \  \ 
     | |                \  \ 
     |/|                 \  \ 
     | |                  \  \ 
     |/|                   \  \ 
     | |                    \  \ 
     |/|                     \  \ 
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     |/|                                 \  \ 
     | |                                  \  \ 
     |/|                                   \  \ 
     | |                                    \  \ 
     |/| ejm                                 \  `....
     |                                        `..../


Chimp-rod [email] 8 Feb. 16:31, from: 129.125.21.4

     ,-.
   ,-. | 
     | |__     \
     |/_  \    /
     | |\  \_.^^%---
     |/| \ /\<   \  Oh -
     | |  \  \<        oh!
     |/|   \  \<__ 
     | |    \^^\\ \
     |/|     \  X  `   
     | |      \ `\
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     | |        \  \
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     | |          \  \
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     | |            \  \
     |/|             )_ )
     | |            /' `'
     |/|       
     | |               ____
     |/|              (,\  \
     | |                 \  \
     |/|                  \  \
     | |                   \  \ 
     |/| ejm                \  `....
     |                       `..../


Chimp-rod [email] 8 Feb. 16:34, from: 129.125.21.4


     ,-.
   ,-. | 
     | |__     \
     |/_  \    /
     | |\  \_.^^%---
     |/| \ /\<   \  Oh -
     | |  \  \<        oh!
     |/|   \  \<__ 
     | |    \^^\\ \
     |/|     \  X  `   
     | |      \ `\ 
     |/|       \  \ 
     | |        \  \ 
     |/|         \  \ 
     | |          \  \ 
     |/|           \  \ 
     | |            \  \ 
     |/|             \  \           ___
     | |              \  \       ,-;'  :-.
     |/|               \  \    ,' /     `.`.
     | |                \  \  /  /        \ \
     |/|                 \  \(  /          ) )
     | |                  \  | (           | |
     |/|                   `.| |           ) )
     | |                     | (          / /
     |/|                     (  \`.      /,'
     | |                      \  \-:___,-' 
     |/|                       \  \ 
     | |                        \  \ 
     |/|                         \  \ 
     | |                          \  \ 
     |/|                           \  \ 
     | |                            \  \ 
     |/|                             \  \ 
     | |                              \  \ 
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     | |                                \  \ 
     |/|                                 \  \ 
     | |                                  \  \ 
     |/|                                   \  \ 
     | |                                    \  \ 
     |/| ejm                                 \  `....
     |                                        `..../


brojek [email] 8 Feb. 17:03, from: 212.160.114.123

    ,-. 
   ,-. | 
     | |__
     |/_  \   Hey, this childplay is FUN!
     | |\\c/  
     |/| \`)\  
     | |  \\\\            
     |/|   \  \
     | |    \  \ 
     |/|     \  \     
     | |      \  \
     |/|       \  \
     | |        \  \
     |/|         \  \
     | |          \  \     
     |/|           \  \    
     | |            \  \   Wheeeeee! 
     |/|             ) \c_             
     | |            /'' `)_            
     |/|                 \                  \\
     | |               ____                __)
     |/|              (,\  \                c\
     | |                 \  \                     _\c
     |/|                  \  \    Yeeeeee Haaaw! // \         Taaa Daa!
     | |                   \  \                           _c_
     |/| ejm                \  `.\c_//'                    I
     |                       `..-'.-'                     / \  



llizard [home] 8 Feb. 17:08, from: 216.154.6.246

good one brojek!

     | |          \  \     
     |/|           \  \    
     | |            \\c_   Wheeeeee! 
     |/|             )`)_    _          
     | |            /''\    (<<   _     
     |/|                     c   >>)         \\
     | |               ____      /c|        __)
     |/|              (,\  \                c\
     | |                 \  \                     _\c
     |/|                  \  \    Yeeeeee Haaaw! // \         Taaa Daa!



brojek [email] 8 Feb. 18:56, from: 212.160.114.123

                              *          . ,
                     .                  - * -
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     ._c   \c    _c/   _c
       \`-  )`  ' /   '/\
me..   >\   |>   /\  -'|



llizard [home] 8 Feb. 21:42, from: 216.154.4.240


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brojek [email] 8 Feb. 22:24, from: 212.160.114.123

        nn                  
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VK [email] [home] 9 Feb. 15:18, from: 130.240.2.143

`   __   '
   )  (
  (    )  -
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    ][   `        .__.---. .---.__.
'  _][_          /        /       /\          /
   \  /         /        /       / /         /
  .-'`-.       <__.---. .---.__./ /         /
              /________A________\/         /
__________________________________________/



VK [email] [home] 9 Feb. 15:43, from: 130.240.2.143

Ojo >> I took one of your patterns and made a sig of it:


_________________________________.________.______._____.____.___.__._..
        -------------------------+--------+------+-----+----+---+--+-++
               ------------------+--------+------+-----+----+---+--+-++
                          _______|________|______|_____|____|___|__|_||
                                 |        |      |     |    |   |  | ||
                                   _______|______|_____|____|___|__|_||
 _____ _            ____        _     _   |      |     |    |   |  | ||
|_   _| |__   ___  / ___| _ __ (_) __| | ___ _ __  __ ___   __ _ _ __ |
  | | | '_ \ / _ \ \___ \| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ '__|'_ ` _ \ / _` | '_ \
  | | | | | |  __/  ___) | |_) | | (_| |  __/ | | | | | | | (_| | | | |
  |_| |_| |_|\___| |____/| .__/|_|\__,_|\___|_| |_| |_| |_|\__,_|_| |_|
                         |_|                     |     |    |   |  | ||
                                                    ---+----+---+--+-++
                       Spi...@longlines.com         |    |   |  | ||
                                                            |   |  | ||


ojoshiro [email] 9 Feb. 17:17, from: 193.172.191.176

[_____     |     /      /  _____
      \    |           /
[_________ |__\__ |__ /_________



llizard [home] 9 Feb. 18:44, from: 216.154.8.139

      _____
    / \    /\
   /   \  /  \
  /_____\/____\
 |\    /|\    /|
 | \  / | \  /,^%---
 |  \/  |  \/< | \  Hello? Anyone home?
 |  |   |  |< \|
 |  |   | ^|\  |
 |__|___|_/|_\_|   ejm
 \  |  /\  |  /
  \ | /  \ | /
   \|/____\|/


VK [email] [home] 9 Feb. 18:56, from: 130.240.2.143

llizard >> Be careful! That thing is dangerous!!!

      ___<_
    / \  < /\  /
   / / \ </  \%---
  /__\__\/____\
 |\    /|\    /|
 | \  / | \  / |
 |  \/  |  \/  |
 |  |   |  |  \_
 ^, |   |  |   |
 |__|___|__|___|   ejm
 \  | </\  |  /
  \ | <  \ | /
   \|/_\__\|/
       /
       `


Too late!!! :-O


VK [email] [home] 12 Feb. 17:34, from: 130.240.2.143

                     /`---.__
_.------'`.         J _      `---.__
       .-. \        | `-._
      (   ) L%%%%%% F-._
       `-'  |%%%%%%/   /`---.__,,,,,
     ____.-'|%%%%%/___/______/////\\\\      .-------------.
----'       |%              /////   -|      | Help me!    |
            |               ////   <@ \     |    ...      |
            |               ////     .'     |    Help me! |
            |________________///     C    --'-------------'
            |--' |   |          `-._.'
            J_.-'F   F             __             _   __
             L  /   /             (_  _ ._    _ _|_  (_ ._  _.._ _
              \/   /              __)(/)| |  (/) |   __)|_)(_|| | |
              /__.'                                     |
              ||                      bre...@hotmail.com


ojoshiro 14 Feb. 14:41, from: 193.172.191.176


 ####  Whoa! This Picasso=style is disorentating!!

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    \
    /,-.
   =====


VK [email] [home] 15 Feb. 11:41, from: 130.240.2.143

                 ____________________________________________________
  (>_____.----'||                                                    |
   /           ||         __     ___    ____ ___ _  __   __          |
  |---.   = /  ||         \ \   / / \  / ___|_ _| | \ \ / /          |
  |    |  ( '  ||          \ \ / / _ \ \___ \| || |  \ V /           |
  |    |   `   ||           \ V / ___ \ ___) | || |___| |            |
  |---'        ||            \_/_/   \_\____/___|_____|_|            |
  |            ||                 kru...@rapp.su                 |
  [    ________||____________________________________________________|
  [__.'.---.   |[Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y]
  [   //.-.\\__| `.__//.-.\\//.-.\\_________________//.-.\\//.-.\\_.'\
  [__/( ( ) )`      '( ( ) )( ( ) )`               '( ( ) )( ( ) )`
-------`---'----------`---'--`---'-------------------`---'--`---'------


VK [email] [home] 15 Feb. 15:41, from: 130.240.2.143

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

Jaue Lang wrote:
>
> My warp machine is down right now, and after having a really good cry,
> I am back on windoze again.  using forte without a killfile.
>
> And what do I see.
>
> Shit, in the form of meowers, everywhere.
>
> I have to remember to breathe....

                       ,,,
                     {{{}}}}
*meow*              [[#] }}}}
       >m.m<        /     )}}    >#.#<         >*.*<
                     \=_  }}}     *fuckhead*
           *meow*     {{\ \}}}                 *meow*
 *loaf*               .-'. `--.      >+.+<
   >`.'<             /  ) \_\\ \                  >^.^<
             _.-----' .'    ) ) `.___,/|  *spnak*
  *meow*     //,-----'  \    | `._____/
                         |   |                     >~.~<
             >u.u<     .'    |  *meow*
  >1.1<               /       \            >q.p<   *meow*
                   .-'        |       *meow*
           *meow*  `.         |                   >=.=<
     >o.o<         _/\_       |   >O.O<
  *whiskas*      .'  _/`---\-'|                      *woem*
               _/  .'       | )    *meow*
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              '| |         F |                      *meow*
                \_\        \ |      >!.!<
   >@.@<                   / `._                      >"."<
             >. .<         \|\__/   *zrbj*   >&.&<


%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%


VK [email] [home] 21 Feb. 19:39, from: 130.240.2.143

*z*
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brojek [email] 21 Feb. 19:42, from: 212.160.114.123

*z*        3  Hmmm, interesting...
  `       -')>
    o<-<   /\


brojek [email] 21 Feb. 19:50, from: 212.160.114.123

      u
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    o<-< |`- 

                ha!
    grrrrr!    3   ha!
 c/          -')> ha!
 /\/_         //


VK [email] [home] 21 Feb. 20:09, from: 130.240.2.143

                ha!
    GRRRRR!!!  3   h?!
 C/          -')>    h?!
 /\/_         //          !



VK [email] [home] 21 Feb. 20:11, from: 130.240.2.143

    @_          
   (_X GRRRRR!!!    c
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  />           -   />


brojek [email] 21 Feb. 20:20, from: 212.160.114.123

  ha!
ha!    _o/_ _
   ha!     \

      GRRRRRRRR!!!!
   ,\X/        
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  ,
 ','
_________________


brojek [email] 21 Feb. 21:10, from: 212.160.114.123

*ZZZ*
  `     o_    still asleep? *tickle, tickle*
   o<-<-'/<\



VK [email] [home] 21 Feb. 21:10, from: 130.240.2.143

*ZZZ*   *kick*
  `    *o_
   o<-< /<\


brojek [email] 21 Feb. 21:13, from: 212.160.114.123

*ZZZ*      * * `
  `       * <o * ,
   o<-<   _\/\     gosh!


Thornn [email] 21 Feb. 22:58, from: 208.165.239.147

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Jessterr 27 Feb. 18:04, from: 24.12.80.45

   _  o
  / \/ \_
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   /^ ^\ o  
   \ V /        (what do you think?)
    )-(



VK [email] [home] 29 Feb. 13:40, from: 130.240.2.143

Jaue Lang wrote:
>
> Do you know what Benjamin had in his signature to a personal
> email to me:
>
> _______________________________________________
> mhm15x1                        http://www.nfilter.org/
> Benjamin D. Capoeman                  now stop whining
> b...@lloo.at.REMOVE.penis.dot.com                and meow
> http://24.113.23.97/                                 !
>
> "God, dammit, if you're gonna kill somebody have some
> fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Roger's house,
> alright?"
>
>   -Bill Hicks, 1990, on John Lennon's untimely death.
> _______________________________________________
>
> Now he is sending subtle death threats through the email system.
> 
> What next?  One of those meowers showing up on my door?

                                                            .-'
                                                         .-'
                                                      .-'
                                                   .-'
                                                .-'
                  /)                         .-'
                 ||                       .-'
                 ||                    .-'
                 ||                 .-'
                 ||              .-'     .------.
                 ||           .-'  __   | *meow* |
                 ||        .-'   .'-/__ |  _.---'
                 |`-------------'    \/ /.'
                 |*                 '| /'
                 |     |          `--'
               .-| |  /_______    |
            .-'  | | <        `.|||               _.'|
         .-'____  \\`.`.       ||||           _.-'_.-|
      .-'  ||   `--`- `.).____ ||||       _.-'_.-'   |
   .-'     ||                 ``-``--._.-'_.-'       |
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           ||                         | |            |
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           ||                       |  _.}}}}}}      |
           ||                    .-'|.'.-`-}}}}}     |
           ||                  .'  |/|/      `.}}    |
           ||                .' /              \}    |
           ||               /  |           \    \    |
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           ||          .'   .'  |   `      |  \    \ |
`.         ||        .'   .'    |          |   |    )|
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    `.     ||   _/__.'`'        J          J /   /   |
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        `. ||                   F          <   /     |
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           ||                   `-.__.---/'_/_/      |
           ||                   |       //-'|        |
           ||                   |      //   |        |
           ||                   |      '    |        |
           ||                   |           |        |
           ||                   `-.______.-'         |
           ||                    |    F    |         |
           ||                    (   J|    F         |
           ||                    |   ||   J          |
           ||                    |   |J(   L         |
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           ||               _.-'/_.' ) |  |`.        |
           ||           _.-' .-'  /\/  |  |. `.      |
           ||       _.-'     `---'     F  ) `. `.    |
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> And you better get some help.  I will not
> respect your physical integrity if you show up at my home.
> And I am going to tell a lot of people about this threat,
> and from where it originated, so don't this it will be
> another hidden dark secret.

[Hmmm...]


Blake 2 Mar. 02:36, from: 209.211.41.158

       
   -.  \ /  .-
-.,_ \ | | / _,.-
   _ B L A M _
-`"  / | | \  "`- 
    -' / \ '-

(edited for content)


VK [email] [home] 4 Mar. 16:40, from: 130.240.2.143

                      ( hop! )
                  o o '
                 <|<|`-Y
                 _L_L_
              }\/__-__\/{
              }(|~o.@~|){
              }/ \`-'/ \{
                 /`U'\


David [email] [home] 4 Mar. 17:01, from: 195.92.64.186

                      ( hop! )
                  o o '
                `'|<|`-Y
                 _L_L_
              }\/__-__\/{
              }(|~o.@~|){
              }/ \`-'/ \{
                _/`U'\_
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              / / sss \ \ 
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               \|=====|/
                |_.^._|
                | |"| |
                ( ) ( )
                |_| |_|
            _.-' _j L_ '-._
           (___.'     '.___)  



ojoshiro 8 Mar. 16:59, from: 193.172.191.176

     __
      \     _        _
____   ),-. |,.  ,-. |,.,.
   \  /(---`|  )(   )|  ) )
    \/  `-'   (  `-'     (   _.
                          `--'`  


ojoshiro 8 Mar. 17:05, from: 193.172.191.176

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| | / / | | / /_/ /_
| |/ /  | |/_  /_  /
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-- 
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