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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 23 Mar 2003.
OT: Brain Plastic (was Re: Nerd Boy, episode 358)

OT: Brain Plastic (was Re: Nerd Boy, episode 358)

"BoD" <Bo...@JRAF.org> talked their way out of 
news:3e7c78bb$0$29147$626...@news.free.fr:

> Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
>> > Are you the guy who normally does Nerd Boy?
>>
>> Sure. It's just that they replaced my brain with an exact replica.
>> It's made of plastic, I think. I'm sure it is, but I can't check
>> because then they'll find me. I have to pretend that I don't know.
>>
>> Why do you ask?
> 
> Plastic doesn't make good brains: it doesn't conduct electricity nor
> chemical activity!
> But I liked the strip :)
> 
> BoD

Discover Magazine 1997 Awards for Technological Innovation finalist: 

>> U.S. Air Force's Rome Laboratory's All-Plastic Battery 
>> 
>> DON DYLIS 
>> Most batteries are environmental bad guys. They contain lead,
>> mercury, cadmium, or other toxic heavy metals that can leak and
>> contaminate soil or groundwater. Don Dylis's batteries are
>> different. Dylis, a research manager at the U.S. Air Force's Rome
>> Laboratory in Rome, New York, has developed a more benign battery,
>> made entirely of plastic. Not only is it at least equivalent to
>> standard nickel-cadmium batteries in terms of power and
>> rechargeability, it's also less affected by cold temperatures and
>> can easily be molded to fit into small, awkward spaces. 

Discover Magazine:
http://www.discover.com/awards/arc97/9707-7E.html

Headlines @ Hopkins:
http://www.jhu.edu/news_info/news/home96/nov96/batt.html

(my brains were replaced with plastic, too, but I can't tell you, so 
I'll just say it really subtly in parenthesis)

-Phyeaux

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(Nerd Boy as Dr. Frankennerd in "Frankennerd's Monster")

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