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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 31 May 1998.
Re: [pic] Kitty

Re: [pic] Kitty

Geech wrote:
> Donovan wrote:
> > Flookster wrote:
> > >
> > > Awwwww!  I don't know why I keep drawing cats.  I don't like them.
> > > How many enemies have I made withing a single sentence?

I dunno... are you talking about domestic cats, or all of Felis and
Panthera?
> > >
> > > [begin moan]
> > > Why does everybody like cats.  They are antisocial and fussy, they
> > > demand attention when you don't want to give it to them, but hate
> > > attention when you do.  They are not that clever, and most of the time
> > > they look mingy.

Blame your ancestors -- beautiful creatures like wild cats were made
into sheep as much as sheep were -- mankind has bred animals to destroy
their health and make it harder for them to survive without mankind,
like breeding short-legged sheep that can't run away from things...

> > > [end moan]
> > >
> > >         M<j
> > >        /.  )-.__    ;,
> > >        `- '    ````.,;
> > >         / , )--( _.''  AsH
> > >        `-`-'   '-'
> >
> > I feel absolutely the same way you do BRO! When I was dating and a girl
> > would say she and her cat were just alike, that was the end of that
> > relationship.

*shrugs* Personally I wouldn't be so quick to judge, but aint' my
call...
> >
> > I can't agree with you more except I do think they are cut and pretty
> > animals, but their personalities cause them to be ugly creatures. So if
> > you take slack for you opinion, I'll take it with you buddy!
> >
Well, I dunno... if you want make sweeping generalities, I'd prefer to
point out all the "good" humankind has done over the years...

> Hey! What about dogs, some aren't so bright, my
> dog barks at rocks!
> -Geech

I love dogs. They taste wonderful with a side of babboon... it's a
panter ting.
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