Re: AUGH!!! My ISP is on a cleaning binge

llizard wrote:
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to "cyberspace" maybe?

> I'm convinced that the whole world CAN'T be taking a holiday from
> newsgroups this weekend and that my otherwise excellent ISP has gone

"otherwise excellent"??? I think it is your brain that has taken a
holiday! What we have seen of your ISP so far has been everything but
"excellent"... :D:D:D

> crazy with its broom and wildly disposed of all the articles (that were
> only there briefly, as it was) to make room for more. But something has
> gone awry and what the ISP made room for is a nice big empty space.

:(

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Hmmm.... this picture looks familiar...

<email quote (forgive me llizard)>
...    
>> >> >VK wrote:
>> >> >>llizard wrote:
>> >> >> Your vacuum is battery powered?
>> >> >
>> >> >My mother has two that are and one that isn't... (and none of them works
>> >> >very well)
>> >> 
>> >> :^D
>> >> 
>> >> We have two that are electric. Both work quite well (if one gets them 
>> >> out of the closet and turns them on to push them through the dust 
>> >> mounds....)
>> >
>> >You mean you have to take them _out_ of the closet!? Maybe that's the part
>> >I've been doing wrong.... I've got dust all over my room.... :D
>> 
>>         ha
>> ^^^^%---  ha
>>  "   \ ha 
>
>I still have dust all over my room...  :P

Then is this you now?
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VK
</email quote>

yes! I knew I'd seen that one before!  :D

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