Re: ASCII Art Fart for Sun, Aug 08, '99

joris bellenger wrote:
> 
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>                                FLAME FORM
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>                                          )  (  (    (
>                                          (  )  () @@  )  (( (
>                                      (      (  )( @@  (  )) ) (
>                                    (    (  ( ()( /---\   (()( (
>      _______                            )  ) )(@ !O O! )@@  ( ) ) )
>     <   ____)                      ) (  ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( )
>  /--|  |(  o|                     (  )  ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() (
> |   >   \___|                      ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )
> |  /---------+                    (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@(  .
> | |    \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ .  .
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> |  \   \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @   .
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> |   \   \----+--\-)))           @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. .
> |   |\______|_)))/             .    @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . .
>  \__==========           *        .    @@ /MM  /\O   O/\  MM\ @@@@@@@. .
>     |   |-\   \          (       .      @ !!!  !! \-/ !!  !!! @@@@@ .
>     |   |  \   \          )      .     .  @@@@ !!     !!  .(. @.  .. .
>     |   |   \   \        (    /   .(  . \)). ( |O  )( O! @@@@ . )      .
>     |   |   /   /         ) (      )).  ((  .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. .   .
>     |   |  /   /   ()  ))   ))   .( ( ( ) ). ( !!  )( !! ) ((   ))  ..
>     |   |_<   /   ( ) ( (  ) )   (( )  )).) ((/ |  (  | \(  )) ((. ).
> ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_
> 
> ==========================================================================
> 
>  Dear:
> 
>   [ ] Clueless Newbie         [x] Loser
>   [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
>   [ ] Me too er               [x] Pervert         [x] Geek
>   [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [x] Elvis
>   [ ] Fed                     [x] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
>   [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person
> 
>  You Are Being Flamed Because:
> 
>   [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
>   [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
>   [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
>   [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
>   [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
>   [ ] You started an off-topic thread
>   [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
>   [ ] You said "me too" to something
>   [x] You don't know which group to post in
>   [x] You suck
>   [ ] You brag about things that never happened
>   [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
>   [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
>   [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
>   [x] You crossposted
>   [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
>   [ ] You posted racism shit
>   [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
>   [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
>   [x] I think you might be a fed
> 
>  To Repent, You Must:
> 
>   [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
>   [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>   [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>   [ ] Actually post something relevant
>   [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
>   [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
>   [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
>   [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
>   [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
> 
>  In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> 
>   [ ] Blow me
>   [ ] Get a life
>   [x] Never post again
>   [x] I pity your dog
>   [x] Go to hell
>   [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
>   [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
>   [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
>   [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
>   [x] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
>   [ ] All of the above
> 
> End of Flame.
> 
> Have a nice day,
> 
> joris

Here is one of my first ascii's,revised a bit though..


,---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---.
|                                                           |
|   [ ]Lamer,[ ]Spammer,[ ]Idiot,or [ ]moron,               |
|                                                           |
| Your Email/Post was too stupid to warrant a personal flame|
| so you get this plain form letter.Here are the details:   |
|,---------------------. ,---------------------------------.|
||Your post was:       | |You should be:                   ||
||[ ]A MMF scam        | |[ ]Beaten                        ||
||[ ]Off topic         | |[ ]Roasted                       ||
||[ ]Stupid            | |[ ]Beheaded                      ||
||[ ]A binary,in a     | |[ ]Kicked off your ISP           ||
||   non binary group  | |[ ]Butt raped by an elephant     ||
||[ ]A chain letter    | |[ ]Smacked around                ||
||[ ]HTML in text ng   | |[ ]Arrested                      ||
||[ ]Just plain lame   | |[ ]Denied of all Internet service||
||[ ] other:_________  | |[ ]Other:________________________||
|`---------------------' `---------------------------------'|
|,----------------------.  |      )    )        )         | |
||You should:           |  #     (((..((       (((   (    # |
||[ ]Grow up            |  #     ))))))))      ))))..))   # |
||[ ]Read the FAQ       |  #   ((((((((((((...(((((((((   # |
||[ ]Die                |  #   )))))))))))))))))))))))))  # |
||[ ]Learn some manners |  #  ((This Flame Form Letter((  # |
||[ ]Think b4 you post  |  #   ))is Copywrite 98 Krogg))  # |
||[ ]Smash your computer|  #  (( All rights reserved ((   # |
|`----------------------'  |   |######################|   | |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
|--#################--Have a nice day--###################--|
`-----------------------------------------------------------'
`-----------------------------------------------------------'
-- 


|"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
|      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
| FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
|         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
|       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ |
|     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net    |
|____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|

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