Re: Fortune teller
Tweeter wrote: > > On or about Sun, 4 Oct 1998 05:59:22 -0600, "Sarah Day" > <med...@micron.net> said somethin' like > > >> >>> I see a crude, unimaginative > >> >>> / character created by an > >> >>> .---. uneducated illiterate > >> >>> .'_..._'. boob... > >> > >> Okay, everyone on this newsgroup who wants to beat the pulp out of this > >> Tweeter guy, say "I"!!! <GRRRRRRRR> > >> -Sarah > > That's "Aye" which rhymes with "guy" which which starts with G which > rhymes with T which stands for Tweeter... not a guy at all. > > Sorry it bothers you Sarah. I spent ten hours in here enjoying this > place I just discovered and the only unpleasant moments were provided > by Pete Casshole. He's an illiterate twit. And he gave all of us > (except Colin!) permission to rework his (biting my lip) "art." > > Tweeter > Just one little speaker Ehmm...( Note here Pete Casso, I'm NOT defending or aiding you ), but illiterate is not exactly the word. I somethimes even think KidCasso swallowed a dictionairy. -- ____ Time : Tue Oct 6 11:33:22 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . On the planet Tranquille around KM849 (G-O) lives a XXx++-.. little animal known as a "knafn." It is herbivorous and XXxx++--.. has no natural enemies and is easily approached and may `XXXxx+++--' be petted -- sort of a six-legged puppy with scales. `XXXxxx' Stroking it is very pleasant; it wiggles its pleasure and "" broadcasts euphoria in some band that humans can detect. It's worth the trip. Someday some bright boy will figure out how to record this broadcast, then some smart boy will see commercial angles -- and not long after that it will be regulated and taxed. In the meantime I have faked that name and catalog number; it is several thousand light- years off in another direction. Selfish of me-- Lazarus Long (139)
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