Re: [HELP] Angel

"P> chi...@zahadum.com wrote in message <71k37o$6ml$4...@cfs2.kis.keele.ac.uk>..

"P> :If you don't include the dash-dash-space-return at the top, a .sig 'shoul
"P> :be 4 lines.  IMHO 6-7 lines is nothing bad, but a 20+ line .sig is taking
"P> :the pi^H^Hmickey.  Some ng programs like netscape will only allow you to
"P> :post a .sig of 4 lines.  Tin, the ng poster I use just gives me a warning
"P> :I use more than 4 lines.

Something cute I picked up on FIDONET:

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The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.  Your question was:

> Oh great oracle, what do you do with a supplicant who leaves his .sig
at
> the end of his questions?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} WHAT R U TALK1N' ABOUT MAN?  SIGZ ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
} LATER MAN.  BIFF.
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}         BBBBBBBBBBBBB         III          FFFFFFFFF   FFFFFFFFF
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}           BBB        BBB      III        FFF         FFF
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}             BBB        BBB    III      FFF         FFF
}              BBBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII  FFF         FFF
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BIF...@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
} BIF...@BIFFVM.BIT.NET
BIF...@ANDREW.CMU.EDU
}   B1F...@AOL.COM  B1F...@DELPHI.COM  B1F...@PRODIGY.COM  B1FF@COMU$ERVE.COM
}          B1F...@NETCOM.COM  B1F...@WORLD.STD.COM  B1F...@MCS.COM
}            B1F...@B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG  B1F...@WELL.SF.CA.US
}              B1F...@ATHENA.MIT.EDU  B1F...@CYBER.SELL.COM
}                             BIF...@MSN.COM
}   MY SIG         /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\          WAITING
}  CAN BEAT        !@@@@@@NUKULAR@@@@@@@@!                 4
}   UP YOUR       -------------------------            ARMAGEDIN
}    SIG           !@@@@@@@@BIFF@@@@@@@@@!          IT"LL B
}    !!!           \--------!   !--------/            AWESOME!!!!
}                           !   !
}                         ---------         THIS SPACE 4 RENT CALL BIFF
}      /\\\                 !   !               HA HA FOOLED YOU!!!
}       |||                /     \
}       /-\
}
/----/-\------------------------------------------------------------\
} | BIFF|@|AOL.DELPHI.PRODIGY.COMPU$ERVE.NETCOM.WORLD.MSN.B1FF.EDU
DUDE!>
}  \----\-/------------------------------------------------------------/
}       \-/
}       |-|     BANG THE FALSE METAL HEAD THAT DUZZN"T DRINK BEER!!!
}      \///          HOT METAL TUBS RULE IN A MAJOR WAY DUDEZ!!!
}   __________      __________       ___________     ___________
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}  /         /\    /         /|     /          /|   /          /|
/ /
} /         /  \  /         //     /          //   /          //      /
/|
} **********   /  **********/      ***********/    ***********/
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} **  |____** /       **           **  |______     **  |______
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} ** /      **        **           **  /     /|    **  /     /|
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} **/      **/ \      **           ** /     //     ** /     //
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} **********/  /      **           *********/      *********/
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} **  |____** //    __**______     **  |           **  |
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} **/      **/    /   **    //     ** /            ** /
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}            B1F...@B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG  B1F...@WELL.SF.CA.US
}              B1F...@ATHENA.MIT.EDU  B1F...@CYBER.SELL.COM
}                           BIF...@MSN.COM
}                     K0M1NG S00N T0 THEATREZ NEER U!!!!!!
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}                                /    |    \     |  666  |
+---------+
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 |
}                              /      |      \       V         |
R00LZ!! |
}     SUMD4Y!!!!!!!!          /       |       \      |       o
+---------+
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(looks to me like yer basic AOL sig file of choice...)

Your friend,

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