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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 19 Oct 1997.
CHANGE YOUR SHAPE OVERNIGHT!!

CHANGE YOUR SHAPE OVERNIGHT!!

From rep...@sparksintl.com · alt.ascii-art · 19 Oct 1997 00:00 · View full thread · report
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For complete information, visit:  http://www.sparksintl.com

NOW YOU CAN ENJOY THE DRAMATIC RESULTS OF LIPOSUCTION
OVERNIGHT.  GUARANTEED.
WITHOUT SURGERY.  
WITHOUT PILLS.  
WITHOUT STRICT DIETS.
WITHOUT RISK.



Last month alone over 20,000 men and women 
rubbed in our revolutionary herbal gel and lost
excess fat overnight.

Every three months
a random sampling of customers 
substantiates these statistics of success:

a) the average minimum fat-loss per area (i.e,
stomach, hips or thighs) is ONE INCH

b) the average maximum fat-loss per area is
1-1/2 INCHES


We are now introducing this breakthrough
product to the world. 

HOW OUR PRODUCT COMPARES TO OTHER PRODUCTS ON 
THE MARKET...

1.  It removes excess fat immediately, within
24-48 hours.  

2.  100% GUARANTEED.  If you do not lose a 
total of TWO INCHES in your three fat-prone
areas -- stomach, hips, and thighs -- we will refund
your money in full.
  
3.  It liquefies fat naturally with common, European
herbs that have been used safely for centuries

4.  It's 100% safe, 100% herbal, 100% hypo-allergenic.

5.  Quick and easy to use.

6.  No side effects, no after-effects, no strange
sensations - just great results!

7.  It creates REAL FAT LOSS; it's not a temporary
water-loss trick. The fat stays off forever -- as
long as you maintain sensible eating habits.

8.  Affordable even for people on a budget.

9.  FDA Registered.  

FOR COMPLETE INFORMATION ON:
a)  PRODUCT:  http://www.sparksintl.com
b)  BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY, reply to: inf...@sparksintl.com 






 

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For complete information, visit:  http://www.sparksintl.com

NOW YOU CAN ENJOY THE DRAMATIC RESULTS OF LIPOSUCTION
OVERNIGHT.  GUARANTEED.
WITHOUT SURGERY.  
WITHOUT PILLS.  
WITHOUT STRICT DIETS.
WITHOUT RISK.



Last month alone over 20,000 men and women 
rubbed in our revolutionary herbal gel and lost
excess fat overnight.

Every three months
a random sampling of customers 
substantiates these statistics of success:

a) the average minimum fat-loss per area (i.e,
stomach, hips or thighs) is ONE INCH

b) the average maximum fat-loss per area is
1-1/2 INCHES


We are now introducing this breakthrough
product to the world. 

HOW OUR PRODUCT COMPARES TO OTHER PRODUCTS ON 
THE MARKET...

1.  It removes excess fat immediately, within
24-48 hours.  

2.  100% GUARANTEED.  If you do not lose a 
total of TWO INCHES in your three fat-prone
areas -- stomach, hips, and thighs -- we will refund
your money in full.
  
3.  It liquefies fat naturally with common, European
herbs that have been used safely for centuries

4.  It's 100% safe, 100% herbal, 100% hypo-allergenic.

5.  Quick and easy to use.

6.  No side effects, no after-effects, no strange
sensations - just great results!

7.  It creates REAL FAT LOSS; it's not a temporary
water-loss trick. The fat stays off forever -- as
long as you maintain sensible eating habits.

8.  Affordable even for people on a budget.

FOR COMPLETE INFORMATION ON:
a)  PRODUCT:  http://www.sparksintl.com
b)  BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY, reply to: inf...@sparksintl.com 






 

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From: rep...@sparksintl.com
Subject: CHANGE YOUR SHAPE OVERNIGHT!!
Date: 1997/10/19
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