Re: No feet

On 31 Oct 1998 17:24:46 GMT, Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote
thusly:

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>  |-oo
>  c  >  " I cried because I had no shoes
>  | -|     until I met a man who had no feet "
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>Bye,
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Ah, but why did this man without shoes stop crying?

Was it

a) Because he saw that there was someone worse off than he.

b) Because the man with no feet gave him some shoes because he didn't need
them anymore (on account of having no feet to wear them upon).

c) Because the man with no feet was a shoe salesman and was hence able to
fulfill the shoeless man's shoe requirement

d) Because he was able to mug the man with no feet and steal all his money?

The public demands to know!


Bye... no.. wait.. hang on a moment.. Uh oh... better put some ascii-art in
the message or I'll get *gasp* accused of being off-topic... 

Shoes... shoes... hmmmm... 


There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
but she complained to social services and got rehoused.

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 ||_|_| '.             _    And the damn roof leaks,
 |     __ '.          (o)  / and the laces won't do up properly
 |    | ,|  '.        <|>    and the kids hide in the heel..
 | __ |__|_   '.      / \   
 |___/     '-.__:.   /___\




*looks around maniacally* And I get to try out my new sig... 

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