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Fuzzball On Trial, Part 3

Fuzzball On Trial, Part 3

Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/15/02]
Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial III"
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          |||   Okay, Fuzzball! The other lawyer may
         -----  have captured the hearts of the jury,
         /;;;\  but I think I can win them over with
         |  O| /my brilliant evidence and cunning
         |  v|  arguments!
         \---/
           |            \/\/\   Don't screw things
          -+-           /0  / _/up too badly.
          / \           \\/\/
-------------------------------------------------------------------
                                  |||
  Now then, for my first         -----
  witness, I'd like to           /;;;\
  call the police officer        |O  |
  at the crime scene!    \______ |v  |
                                 \---/
                                   |                 .-------------
                                  -+-                |
                                  / \                |
-------------------------------------------------------------------
    |||   Officer Murphy,     Yeah, I saw the whole thing.
   -----  can you de-        The fuzzball yelled out to the  /]]]\
   /;;;\  scribe in your     passenger- he looked a lot like |O ]|
   |  O| /own words what     you- "Hey, I bet I can clear  \_|-  |
   |  v|  happened?          that shrub!" and hit the gas.   \---/
   \---/                                                      _|_
     |                                               .-------------
    -+-                                              |
    / \                                              |
-------------------------------------------------------------------
                   |||        You can't object to -----    _|_
  Your honor,     -----        your own witness!        .----------
  I object!       /;;;\                                 |
         \        |  O|                                 |
          \_____  |  o|   But he's not helping my       |
                  \---/ --case! For my next witness,    |
                    |     I call the Fluffy Fluffball   |
                   -+-          to the stand!           |
                   / \                                  |
-------------------------------------------------------------------
                  |||   Now then, Ms. Fluffball, you are
                 -----  romantically involved with the
                 /;;;\    defendant, correct?
                 |  O|     /
                 |  o| ___/            Um, yes.        \/"/\
                 \---/                        \_____   /0  /
                   |   \     Would you describe      .-------------
                  -+-   \___ him as a good person?   |
                  / \                                |
-------------------------------------------------------------------
                |||       Well, yes, I think so.
               -----                           \
               /;;;\                            \
               |  O|   So you deny that he once  \
               |  o| --"accidentally" set fire    \____\/"\\
               \---/   to a food drive? Or that        /0  \
                 |     he embezzled money from       .-------------
                -+-    a charity coalition?          |
                / \                                  |
-------------------------------------------------------------------
                |||
               -----       Sherman! You're on OUR side!
               /;;;\                           \
               |  O|                            \
               |  o| \__Oh, yeah. Um, no         \____ \\"\/
               \---/    further questions,             \0  \
                 |       your honor.                 .-------------
                -+-                                  |
                / \                                  |
-------------------------------------------------------------------
AND SO                                                       |||
         Your honor, the                           3.8      -----
 /===\   jury finds the                           seconds.  /;;;\
 |O O|   defendant guilty     How long were             \   |O  |
 | o | _/ on all counts.      they deliberating?         \__|n  |
 \---/                                     \____ \/\//      \---/
   |                                             \  0\       _|_
  -+-                                           -------------------
  / \                                           |
===================================================================

The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@attbi.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://www.eurakarte.com/

-- 
//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://www.eurakarte.com

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