Fuzzball On Trial, Part 3
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/15/02]
Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial III"
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||| Okay, Fuzzball! The other lawyer may
----- have captured the hearts of the jury,
/;;;\ but I think I can win them over with
| O| /my brilliant evidence and cunning
| v| arguments!
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| \/\/\ Don't screw things
-+- /0 / _/up too badly.
/ \ \\/\/
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Now then, for my first -----
witness, I'd like to /;;;\
call the police officer |O |
at the crime scene! \______ |v |
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||| Officer Murphy, Yeah, I saw the whole thing.
----- can you de- The fuzzball yelled out to the /]]]\
/;;;\ scribe in your passenger- he looked a lot like |O ]|
| O| /own words what you- "Hey, I bet I can clear \_|- |
| v| happened? that shrub!" and hit the gas. \---/
\---/ _|_
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||| You can't object to ----- _|_
Your honor, ----- your own witness! .----------
I object! /;;;\ |
\ | O| |
\_____ | o| But he's not helping my |
\---/ --case! For my next witness, |
| I call the Fluffy Fluffball |
-+- to the stand! |
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||| Now then, Ms. Fluffball, you are
----- romantically involved with the
/;;;\ defendant, correct?
| O| /
| o| ___/ Um, yes. \/"/\
\---/ \_____ /0 /
| \ Would you describe .-------------
-+- \___ him as a good person? |
/ \ |
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||| Well, yes, I think so.
----- \
/;;;\ \
| O| So you deny that he once \
| o| --"accidentally" set fire \____\/"\\
\---/ to a food drive? Or that /0 \
| he embezzled money from .-------------
-+- a charity coalition? |
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----- Sherman! You're on OUR side!
/;;;\ \
| O| \
| o| \__Oh, yeah. Um, no \____ \\"\/
\---/ further questions, \0 \
| your honor. .-------------
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AND SO |||
Your honor, the 3.8 -----
/===\ jury finds the seconds. /;;;\
|O O| defendant guilty How long were \ |O |
| o | _/ on all counts. they deliberating? \__|n |
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| \ 0\ _|_
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@attbi.com
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
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