Woohoo! Tran-ised

  > -----Original Message-----
  > From: buf...@asciiartfarts.com [mailto:buf...@asciiartfarts.com] 
  > Posted At: 15 March 2003 14:13
  > Posted To: ascii-art
  > Conversation: ASCII Art Fart for Sat, Mar 15, 2003
  > Subject: ASCII Art Fart for Sat, Mar 15, 2003
  > 
  > 
  > 
  >            .-"                   "-.
  >         .-"                         "-.
  >   .--.-"                               "-.
  > -".-" :        __                         "-.
  > -"    '-._ _.-:_ ""--..                      "-.
  >         _-"     "-._   "-.                      "-.
  >        :-:._        "=.-"""-.                      "-.
  >        :   '-:._  _.-"        "-.                    :
  >         "-.   '-:|               '.               .-";
  >            "-.    "-.             :            .-".-"
  >               "-.    "-._        .|         .-".-"
  >                  "-.     ""--..-' |      .-".-"
  >                     "-._        .'    .-".-"
  > "-.                     ""--..-'   .-".-"
  > "-."-.                          .-".-"
  >    "-."-.                    .-".-"
  >       "-."-.              .-".-"
  >          "-."-.        .-".-"
  >             "-."-.__.-".-" GP
  >                "-.__.-"
  > 
  > CLEARLY I SHOULD BE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR COMPUTER
  > SO YOU CAN BEAT OFF WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND
  > BECAUSE RIGHTIES ARE THE ONES CHOSEN BY GOD
  > THE LEFTIES WILL BE UP AGAINST THE WALL WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES

Been Tran-ised and didn't even realise it !!!  (Tran's posts don't
appear on my works' news server).

Incidentally the mouse is on the right-side of my keyboard.  I am right
handed.

But since it's my office mouse, I think that "beating off" in that
environment is liable to see me out of a job.  And into a cell.
Potentially with poor eyesight (if you believe old wives tales).

--
Graeme Porter

   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v   Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
    http://www.tsd-ltd.demon.co.uk      -- Anonymous