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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 1 Nov 1997.
Re: TIE Fighter

Re: TIE Fighter

=>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Colin Douthwaite 
	 warbled on about "Re: TIE Fighter" in alt.ascii-art <<=

> Hmm...looks more like one of those home-exercise machines they
> advertise incessantly on TV but the Riders usually wear costumes.
>      _                     _
>     | |                   | |
>     | |       |||||       | |
>     | |      ||. .||      | |
>     | |     |||\=/|||     | |
>     | |     |.-- --.|     | |
>     | |     /( )=( )\     | |
>     | b__---\ )   ( /---__d |
>     | p""---'( ___ )`---""q |
>     | |     `-\ | /-'     | |
>     | |       ( | )       | |
>     | |       '- -`       | |
>     | |                   | |
>     |_|                   |_|
> 
> Phone within the next 10 minutes and get your Easy Rider ( with
> or without costume ) FREE !!!

That's the after pic - when they show the impossibly thin model (who does
aerobics 5 times a week) to demonstrate how just using this machine for the
length of the advert can help you lose weight.......

Here's the leotard version.

>      _                     _
>     | |        ___        | |
>     | |       /,,,\       | |
>     | |      /|o o|\      | |
>     | |      \|\=/|/      | |
>     | |      .-/ \-.      | |
>     | |     /( ) ( )\     | |
>     | b__---\ )\./( /---__d |
>     | p""---'( \_/ )`---""q |
>     | |     `-\ | /-'     | |
>     | |       ( | )       | |
>     | |       '- -`       | |
>     | |                   | |
>     |_|                   |_|

Now lose weight and get a better haircut!    ;)

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From: Snarkamedes <jab...@deepinthetulgeywook.com>
Subject: Re: TIE Fighter
Date: 1997/11/01
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