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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 16 Jul 2004.
Re: My Silicon Titties 4970

Re: My Silicon Titties 4970

From Art <art...@yahoo.com> · alt.ascii-art · 16 Jul 2004 05:15 · View full thread · report
"Dennis M. Hammes" <scr...@arvig.net> wrote in message
news:40F...@arvig.net...
> Art wrote:
> >
> > Balaam's Miracle wrote:
> > >
> > > On Wed, 14 Jul 2004 06:02:25 -0500, Art <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Spyware? No thanks.
> > >
> > > Please do not reply to spam.
> > > --
> > > Balaam's Miracle
> > > Visit http://balaamsmiracle.cjb.net , your source to Christian
underground
> > > music.
> >
> > Sry. Thot it was a poem about pomes.
> > ---
> > Art
>
> Now hast thou in thine iniquity replied to /Christian/ spam.
>   Did jew know that Christian spam is made of chopped Jew babies?
>   DO NOT SUPPORT THIS INIQUITY BY MENTIONING IT IN ANY MANNER!
>
> Balaam, by contrast, proved that skin stretches more than rubber.
>   For Balaam tied his ass to a tree and walked for forty days.

Muthafukah ain't gonna desert no ass no how--Dat jes' ain't rat--Ah fel'
sorry for the po mofo, so's Ah puts a cap in his ass.

Whaaaale, /on/ his ass. Whaaaaaaaaale, on his ass'siz HADE. Sun stroke,
don'tchyaknow.

Yace, Muthafukah--it WERE a Raider's cap.

Raiders of the lost ass. Unh-huuunh.

Win I caughts ups with Bal-lalamamam--Ah's so muthafukahin made--Ah puts a
cap in HIS strechy old shitty why' muthafukahin ass. Balaam-Balaam went my
poynit for for. Unh-Unh went Bal-lalamamam and kist de dirt he deed. Oh
fukchyae. Ain't no muthafukhin mercy in no barra of my muthafukahin poynit
for for--soze don' be axing fo' nun.

Dats wha' Ah be tahken 'bout.
---
Art

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