Settings

The page will reload to apply your changes.
Theme

ASCII Art Font

ASCII Art Menu

Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 11 Mar 1995.
Depression & Flour Sack Underwear

Depression & Flour Sack Underwear

Depression & Flour Sack Underwear
---------------------------------

When I was a maiden fair
Mamma made our underwear;
With many kids and Dad's poor pay,
We had no fancy lingerie;
Monograms and fancy stitches
Did not adorn our Sunday britches.
Panty waist that stood the test
Had gold Medal on my breast;
No lace or ruffles to enhance
Just "Bloomington" on my pants.
One pair of panties beat them all,
For I had a scene I still recall--
Harvesters were gleaning wheat
Right across my little seat.
Rougher than a grizzly bear,
Was my flour sack underwear.
Plain, not fancy, and two feet wide
And tougher than a Hippo's hide.
All thru depression each Jill and Jack,
Wore the sturdy garb of sack.
Waste not, want not, we soon learned
that a penny saved is a penny earned.
There were curtains and tea towels too,
And that is just to name a few;
But the best beyond  compare
Was my flour sack underwear.,

                     - author unknown

-----------------------------
      O  O  o  o
   O    ____  ____.
   Y__._|[]|_/    |  Royce (Sam) Sampson
  {|__|_|__|______|  Clinton, Iowa
  //ooo==OO-oo--oo   roy...@SAMPSON.WIN.NET

Original message headers
X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit
X-Google-Thread: 1091ef,cdea435bb3183801,start
X-Google-Attributes: gid1091ef,public
X-Google-Thread: 1051ef,cdea435bb3183801,start
X-Google-Attributes: gid1051ef,public
X-Google-Thread: f996b,cdea435bb3183801,start
X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public
X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1995-03-11 00:04:26 PST
Path: nntp.gmd.de!news.rwth-aachen.de!news.rhrz.uni-bonn.de!news.uni-stuttgart.de!uni-regensburg.de!fauern!rrze.uni-erlangen.de!rachael.franken.de!fu-berlin.de!zrz.TU-Berlin.DE!netmbx.de!unlisys!news.maz.net!pipex!news.sprintlink.net!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!comp.vuw.ac.nz!canterbury.ac.nz!southern.co.nz!equinox.gen.nz!equinox!not-for-mail
From: Col...@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Newsgroups: alt.sewing,rec.humor,alt.ascii-art
Subject: Depression & Flour Sack Underwear
Date: 11 Mar 1995 08:04:26 GMT
Organization: Southern InterNet Services
Lines: 40
Message-ID: <3jrlia$ar...@southern.co.nz>
NNTP-Posting-Host: equinox.gen.nz
X-Newsreader: TIN [AMIGA 1.3 950131BETA PL0]
Xref: nntp.gmd.de alt.sewing:15879 rec.humor:107525 alt.ascii-art:20955
About this message. This message was posted publicly to the newsgroup alt.ascii-art in 1995 and is mirrored here unchanged as part of the Historic Archives – only email addresses are masked. The artwork and text belong to their original authors: if you copy a piece, keep the artist's initials or signature intact and credit them where you can. Are you the author? Contact us to get your posts attributed, connected to your artist profile, or removed.

Report this message

Help us keep the archive clean and accurate. Reports are reviewed by a person – nothing is changed automatically.

Help classify this post