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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 11 Oct 1999.
Re: SV: Latex Kvinden søges(Dork Vidrig)

Re: SV: Latex Kvinden søges(Dork Vidrig)

The 2-Belo wrote:
> 
> The Psoriasis of the All-Father filmed this footage:
> 
> >Lord Shittybum of Assex <lor...@shitty.bottom> wrote in message
> >news:7ttkgk$2u8$1...@nntpd.databasix.com...
> >> Chemical Sister wrote:
> >> >
> >> > On Mon, 11 Oct 1999 16:56:57 -0400, Lord Shittybum of Assex
> >> > <lor...@shitty.bottom> stuttered:
> >> >
> >> > -->Chemical Sister wrote:
> >> > -->>
> >> > -->> On Mon, 11 Oct 1999 15:52:15 -0400, Lord Shittybum of Assex
> >> > -->> <lor...@shitty.bottom> stuttered:
> >> > -->>
> >> > -->> -->Chemical Sister wrote:
> >> > -->> -->>
> >> > -->> -->> On Mon, 11 Oct 1999 20:53:55 +0200, "Usenet Rulez"
> >> > -->> -->> <use...@whoever.com> stuttered:
> >> > -->> -->>
> >> > -->> -->> -->
> >> > -->> -->> -->Rocko skrev i meddelandet <380...@news.giganews.com>...
> >> > -->> -->> -->>On Mon, 11 Oct 1999 02:00:57 GMT,
> >> > -->> -->> -->>emp...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp (The 2-Belo) scrawled:
> >> > -->> -->> -->>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >Henke logged on while drunk, and ended up relaying this through a little-known
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >Microsoft open mail server to the North Korean Central Committee:
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>Dart Vidar <gro...@powertech.no> skrev i
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:>>>>diskussionsgruppsmeddelandet:1QM...@4ax.com...
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> On Sun, 10 Oct 1999 21:06:40 +0200, "Henke"
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> <Hen...@nospamFalkenberg.net> wrote:
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >Flegmatiker <fle...@hotmail.com> skrev i diskussionsgruppsmeddelandet:7tqlur$8r4$1...@news.cybercity.dk...
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> Bend over nj�rsk skrev i meddelandet
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >><7tql8a$7vr$1...@news.cybercity.dk>...
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >Roland R skrev i meddelandet ...
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>DenSun, 10 Oct 1999 19:26:45 +0200, lyckades
> >"En liten ful
> >> > -->> -->> -->kines"
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> ><Ipr...@paracetamol.com> f� b�da sina
> >hj�rnceller att
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>samarbeta,
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >vilket resulterade i n�gonting som liknade det
> >h�r:
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^Nj�rge �r anus skrev i meddelandet
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >><7tqhf3$26u$1...@news.cybercity.dk>...
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>Usenet Rulez skrev i meddelandet
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >><7tqhbc$24a$1...@news.cybercity.dk>...
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>Usenet Rulez skrev i meddelandet
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >><7tqh7t$1qn$1...@news.cybercity.dk>...
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>Usenet Rulez skrev i meddelandet
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >><7tqh6q$1pr$1...@news.cybercity.dk>...
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>Dart Vidar skrev i meddelandet ...
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>On Sun, 10 Oct 1999 14:16:32 GMT,
> >gum...@hotmail.com
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>(Chemical
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>Sister) wrote:
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>On Sun, 10 Oct 1999 13:45:48 GMT,
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >>
> >>>^>>>>>>emp...@alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.jp (The 2-Belo)
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >stuttered:
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->Henke logged on while drunk, and
> >ended up relaying
> >> > -->> -->> -->this
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >through
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> a
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>little-known
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->Microsoft open mail server to the
> >North Korean
> >> > -->> -->> -->Central
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> Committee:
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>Chemical Sister
> ><gum...@hotmail.com> skrev i
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:>
> >>
> >> -->> -->> -->>>>>>^>>>>>>-->>diskussionsgruppsmeddelandet:380d6b7c.4441624
> >4...@news.supernew
> >> > -->> -->> -->s.
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>c
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> o
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >m.
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^.
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>.
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>> On Sun, 10 Oct 1999 08:48:23 GMT,
> >lar...@iname.com
> >> > -->> -->> -->(Thee
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >LMN)
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>stuttered:
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>>
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>> -->)> GJUMMITORSK!!!!!!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>> -->)
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>> -->)Der kom s�stra og, gitt.
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>> -->
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>> -->GJUMMITORSK!!!!2!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>> GJUMMITORSK!!!!3!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->>GJUMMITORSK!!!!4!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>-->GJUMMITORSK!!!5!  [What the hell does this MEAN, anyhow?]
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>>GJUMMITORSK!!!!6! [it is a n�rwegi�n rubbberfjish]
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>>GJUMMITORSK!!!!7!  [it's a sweedish-style dick]
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>>GJUMMITORSK!!!!!!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>>Dork Vidrig
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>>GJUMMITORSK!!!!!!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^>Dork Vidrig
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>^GJUMMITORSK!!!!!!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >>Dork Vidrig
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> >GJUMMITORSK!!!!!!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >> Dork Vidrig
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> >GJUMMITORSK!!!!!!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>> SVENSKEKONDOM!!!!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >>Dork, v�rldens enda �verlevande abort.
> >> > -->> -->> -->>:> >DRITTSEKK!!!!!
> >> > -->> -->> -->>LJUTEFISK!!!!!
> >> > -->> -->> -->Dork Vidrig
> >> > -->> -->> GJUMMITORSK!!!!!
> >> > -->> -->GJUMMITORSK!!!!1!  (Boy, this is obsessive)
> >> > -->> GJUMMITORSK!!!!2!  (Girl, isn't this hilarious)
> >> > -->GJUMMITORSK!!!!3!  (Well I'll be a son of a bitch)
> >> > GJUMMITORSK!!!!4!  (Better the devil you know)
> >> GJUMMITORSK!!!!5!  (I like astrology and ascii-art)
> >GJUMMIFJISK!!!6!6!!  (I like dressing up like a viking and playing D&D)
> GJUMMIFJUCKHEAD!!7!7! (I like playing DOOM naked]
GJIMMUFJARTBJREATH!!8!8!  (I like playing with myself naked)

-- 
LORD SHITTYBUM of Assex
Head of War Operations for the alt.nerd.obsessive invasion of 1999

    Says..

MM      MM  EEEEEEEE    OOOOO    WW      WW  !! TM
MMMM  MMMM  EEEEEEEE   OOOOOOO   WW      WW  !!
MMMM  MMMM  EE        OOO   OOO  WW  WW  WW  !!
MM  MM  MM  EEEE      OO     OO  WW  WW  WW  !!
MM  MM  MM  EE        OOO   OOO  WWWW  WWWW  !!
MM      MM  EEEEEEEE   OOOOOOO   WWWW  WWWW
MM      MM  EEEEEEEE    OOOOO    WW      WW  !!

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alt.nerd.obsessive (Soon to be annexed by MEOW)

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From: Lord Shittybum of Assex <lor...@shitty.bottom>
Subject: Re: SV: Latex Kvinden =?iso-8859-1?Q?s=F8ges?=(Dork Vidrig)
Date: 1999/10/11
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