Some stuff
Repost of some things I've posted elsewhere.
Subject: Re: Yellow
Date: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 00:14:23 GMT
From: Somebody <som...@theperlguru.com>
Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Somebody wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >> > Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> >> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >> >> > Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> >> >> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >> >> >> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >> >> >> >> Tim Weaver wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
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> >> >> >> >> > > is another spring related thing.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Yellow leaves are a a fall related thing.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> They're not yellow any more!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Doesn't matter, they're still related to fall.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > and they're not "leaves" either!!!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> What are they? Leefs? Leefers? Leef0rz?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Well, when I wrote that they were "mud". Now they are "ice".
> >> >>
> >> >> They were and still are leaves. Just dead leaves. Or decomposed leaves.
> >> >> Still leaves. I am correct.
> >> >
> >> > And that pork chop on your plate is made of grass...
> >>
> >> This makes no sense.
> >
> >"The material which is now frozen mud used to be leaves on a tree."
> >
> >"The material which is now meat used to be grass that the cow ate."
>
> Why do I get these images of a stoned cow running through my head?
I don't know. Why do you?
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Peter J Ross wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
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> > Gawd damn fuckin Highwinds server fuxored again. Posts go out, but
> > nothin comes back in. Oh well, I suppose you fags could use a lil
> > break. I'll get a lil fasnickered in the mean time and give you a lil
> > handicap. It's more sporting that way...for me. `, )
>
> Translation: "I'm not running away from your posts; it's my server's
> fault!"
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brojek [email] [home] 21 Jun. 15:31, from: 213.180.129.153, yellow/brown
Naah, I'm not radioactive. Those spikers are.
VK [email] [home] 21 Jun. 15:31, from: 213.64.197.50, burgundy
brojek >> Who?
brojek [email] [home] 21 Jun. 15:32, from: 213.180.129.153, yellow/brown
VK: You know, them, radio spikers...
VK [email] [home] 21 Jun. 15:34, from: 213.64.197.50, burgundy
brojek >> ?
VK [email] [home] 21 Jun. 16:37, from: 213.64.197.50, burgundy
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dave hillstrom wrote:
> mimus wrote:
> > Hatchetmama wrote:
> > > trippy wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Wake up, bitches.
> > > >
> > > > Time for your sleeping pill.
> > >
> > > <gets the hammer>
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> > Going to snort it?
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> i dont think shell get past the metal end bit.
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mimus wrote:
> Smee wrote:
> > mimus wrote:
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> > > I Need to Go to About Five Different Stores.
> > > But I don't want to.
> >
> > For why do you hace to go?
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> Various errands, including buying a coupla pairs of jeans, since I was down
> to three pairs of very worn jeans, one of which had the crotch, er, worn
> out and are therefore only good now for jury duty.
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knoxy wrote:
> Tim Weaver, says...
> > knoxy wrote:
> > > Tim Weaver, says...
> > >> knoxy wrote:
> > >> > Tim Weaver, says...
> > >> >> knoxy wrote:
> > >> >> > Tim Weaver, says...
> > >> >> >> knoxy wrote:
> > >> >> >> > Tim Weaver, says...
> > >> >> >> >[...]
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> That's a pretty shitty attitude.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > I'm not feeling well, so what do you expect?
> > >> >>
> > >> >> I expect you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
> > >> >
> > >> > I don't have any boots.
> > >>
> > >> Like your computer does. Reboot.
> > >
> > > I'm not a computer.
> >
> > You should be.
>
> That's not what rocky says, he wants me to be a guitar.
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Too skinny!
*feed her!*
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Neck is too short!
*stretch her!*
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She's too long!
*cut off the legs!*
Arms aren't needed either!
*off with them too!*
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There should be a hole in the middle!
*There IS a hole in the middle!*
But, you can't see it!
*So ... move it a little...*
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*Flatten her!*
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She still has bits of legs left!
*this can be fixed!*
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FrankB wrote:
> =^.FixCat.^= wrote:
> > FrankB wrote:
> >> =^.FixCat.^= wrote:
[...]
> >>> I always like fish broiled better
> >>> - unless the fish is surrounded by CHIPS and
> >>> HUSHPUPPIES in which case - bread and fry away :-) Oh - and MALT
> >>> VINEGAR.
> >>
> >> Just .. stop it. My fridge is only 4 big steps away and there's that jar of
> >> prickles that dares me, ow..
> >
> > Prickles? You have Hatter in a jar? Or do you mean Pickles?
>
> Pickels, yup. (they look like pricks though, hence the hatter-slip)
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