Fuzzball On Trial, Part 2
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/14/02]
Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial II"
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||| The other guy's doing some-
----- thing called "opening state-
/;;;\ ments". I don't think we
Sherman, I don't |O O| _/got to that in law school
think lawyers wear | - | yet.
hats in the \___ \\/\\ \---/
courtroom. \0 0\ _|_ ==== ====
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Your Honor, and ladies He then left the scene,
and gentlemen of the ////\ swearing loudly because he
jury, the man on trial | O| dripped some of his Slurpee
today is a heinous, \___ | o| __/on her unconscious body.
sadistic criminal. He is \---/
charged with running into a |
young girl at a 7-11 store. -+-
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We must also consider his history. He's
been charged in the past with six counts
'\ /===\ /\\\\ of reckless driving, 47 counts of public
O| | O| |O | _/drunkenness, grand theft auto, and also
-| | -| |o | bilked Carbo-Nation City out of tens of
-/ \---/ \---/ thousands of dollars during a stint as
_ _|_ | mayor. Can we, the public, afford to let
----------, -+- this man go free? That's all I have to
| / \ say, your honor.
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-----, \ -----
| Mr. Oppenheimer, /;;;\ /===\ /'''\
| your opening |O | |O | |O |
| statements? |- | |- | |- |
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-----, -----
| Um, did not! /;;;\ /===\ /'''\
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AND SO I got knocked over by a |
big car at the store. |
Tracie, can you ////\ Mister Doctor says I /OOOo |
tell these nice | O| have to be hooked up \ |O)oo ____
people what \__| -| to this machine \__ |n o | _
happened to you? \---/ for a long, long \---/_|/ \/
| time. .------------------
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*WHEEZE* *BEEEEP*
SHE'S FLATLINING! *HACK* \
GET THE MEDICS! ////\ *COUGH* /OOOo \
/ | O| \_____ |O)oo ____
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SHE'S FAKING IT! |O O|
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://www.eurakarte.com
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