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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 20 Sep 2001.
Nerd Boy, episodes 46-48

Nerd Boy, episodes 46-48


           What does -that-                  .
              thing do?       Dunno. ____  - o -
                     `          ,  _((__))  _|____
                      ~..     OO  |  \\ (_)|[__]|\|
                      .>>.  .//. -|)  \) \_| ...|\|
        ______________ || __ bb _ |_____.----.__|\| __________

          You built       I'll switch        .
             it, right?     it on.   ____ - -o- -
                     `          ,  _((__))  _|____
                      ~..     OO  |  \\ (_)|[__]|\|
                      .>>.   .||'-|)  \) \_| ...|\|
        ______________ || ___ bb  |_____.----.__|\| __________

            *             *      *     *            *
             \  <<  __ _  _\ __ /  _  /  __    >>  /
               <<    /|_||_)(_ |_/|_)\_/  / ||  >>
                <<  /_| ||  __)| \| \/ \ /_ .. >>
                 <<    /           \          >>
             /        *             *      \
            *                               *
               What the heck
            just happened?      Beats me.
                     `__      _  ,
                  >''(/..    OO-
                      |/   .. \|  ,,            Giants!
                     //>>   \V/ \V/             ,
                     ||_\     |_|             oo
                     "||      | |            -||.
             ________ kk ____ d b ___________ || ___jg
---
This one started out as a doodle that later became the last frame. It was
actually the same doodle that had earlier spawned the hideous Java bug. It was
basically just a regular guy that slouched and had a funny looking head shape. I
gave him glasses and thought, "Hey, that looks like Nerd Boy." As I'm writing
this, I realise that this is probably not the best writing process. However, I
then recall that the renowned creator of Bob the Angry Flower, Stephen Notley
(from which I have received e-mail! "Well, I must confess, I'm not exactly the
biggest ASCII cartoon fan in the universe, but it looks like you got something
going there. Robots and chicks are always cool, and there's always more to say
about 'em."), exercises the exact same process.
---



           Your machine turned    Sure looks
            us into giants?!       that way.
                     `__        _ ,
                  >''(/..      -OO
                      |/       |/       Giants!     Where?
                     //>>    // \         `         ,
                     ||_\    ||_|           ..    --
                     "||     "| |          .||.  ,-))
              _______ kk ____ b b _________ || _ |(( ________

             So fix it          Why? This is cool!
               already!        See how scared they are?
                     `__      _   ,
                  >''(/--    OO-
                      |/      \|           M0N5T3RZ!
                     //>>     / \\              \ ,,,
                     ||_\     |_|\\           _    --
                     "||      | | "            -  -\\-
              _______ kk ____ d d ________________  )\_ _____

                                                        Target sighted!
                                                                  ` __
                      On the other hand...                          ..\
                      __     `  _                       ___      _ -||_
                  >''(/oo      -OO                     //\\`-----. /
                      |/       |/                      \\//.-----'/____
                     //>>    // \                        _____|__|_____
                     ||_\    ||_|                      _/___/__________
                     "||     "| |                     (-( (-(  _ _ _ _
             jg______ kk ____ b b ____________________ \-\ \-\_________
---
My motto is "Unexpected is fun".
---


               They're about             Quick! There's the machine
              to shoot us just          that made us big in the     __
               because we're big!        first place!               ..\
                            ` __        _  ,            ___       _ ||_
                .         >''(/oo      OO-             //\\`-----. /
        ____  - o -           |/    _ __\|             \\//.-----'/____
    ___((__))  _|__          //>>    '--/ \\             _____|__|_____
   | |  \\ (_)|[__]|         ||_\       |_||           _/___/__________
   |=|)  \) \_| ...|         "||        | |"          (-( (-(  _ _ _ _
  _|_|_____.----.__| ________ kk ______ d d __________ \-\ \-\_________
                                                                   ___
                                                                    \_\
Yes! We made it!    Huh? HEY! We're     .                 _        _||_
 Throw the switch!   normal sized       .                //`------/
             |        again!    ____ - -o- -             \\.-----/_____
              `          ,    _((__))  _|____               ____|______
               ~..     OO    |  \\ (_)|[__]|\|           __/___________
               .>>.   .||.  -|)  \) \_| ...|\|          (  _ _ _ _ _ _
          _____ || ___ dd __ |_____.----.__|\| _________ \_____________

Yeah... So... That       Now I remember; it's         Oh, just messing
thing only moved us      a teleporter. But...            with ya.` ___
a bit so we -looked-      Why did that guy                          \_\
 bigger 'cause of the      want to shoot us?              _        _||_
    perspective?            |           .                //`------/
             |             /    ____  - o -              \\.-----/_____
              `          ,    _((__))  _|____               ____|______
               ~..     OO    |  \\ (_)|[__]|\|           __/___________
               .>>.   .||.  -|)  \) \_| ...|\|          (  _ _ _ _ _ _
        jg_____ || ___ bb __ |_____.----.__|\| _________ \_____________
---
Now go back and read NB's first line in the previous strip: "Sure looks that
way." I swear, I must be some kind of genius or something, because I didn't plan
that. I mean, I had planned the ending of the story arc (there's a first), but I
hadn't meant NB's line to be a little subtle clue like that. Go figure.

--

http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii  ___
__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  "LOOKS that way."
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [-[-]-\\ ,  I'm a GENIUS.
 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \  _, \       /_   /|/
 /\ \ \ \   \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg)  {-} |=
 \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\       #// (\

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