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[Comic] Entrance, Part 5

[Comic] Entrance, Part 5

[Comic] Entrance, Part 5

(See http://osfameron.perlmonk.org/entrance/ for previous episodes)

  ___
En|rance, part 5                                        (c)osfameron 2005
_______________________________________________________________________________
                         \                                |
          __              |                               | The Head breaks off
      _.^"  "=--.         ;             I'm sorry.        |       his narration
      )          \      .'                                `---------------------
   _,< ,-=(,-'\   >      \   I see everything           ________
  <,. /        `( )_      :      all at once,       ,.-'        `'._
    ( |,~.   ,~. | ,"     |       sometimes       ,'                `,
     \\'()`  '()`\(      .`   it's easy to      ,'             //     `.
     <|    ._(    |`.  ."     forget that      /                        \
     /       .    ; / (      mortals need     '                          |
     `.\   -=-   /  >  \       a story to    ;                           |
       |>.  "  ,' \(    )     stay on one    :                           |__
          `._,'    ` .-"            topic.    \    ,.=.     ,-=-.   `    |  `
    .     .    ,^,   )                         \  ' ( ,`.    ( ,         '   )
-=" \   / `-="  `-="         I was telling     )       |               |   /
      `-"                      the story of     |       |              ,' ,'
                                  Charlotte     |  -    |      -       '-'
                                  Twill and     |       ;            ,'
                          |\      the theft     |      ;             |
      !                   | \    of the sun,    |      `---          |
                          :  \                  |         "          |
                        .'   .`,    not her     :                    :
      ,,,               `---'..       errant     \      _..._        ;
      ,..                 @    o    partner's     |   ,'     `.     /
      \  >             .' \` -" .     furtive     |                /
       >-            ,'          `.    meeting     `              /
      /  `.   _      |  ,_}      {}       with      `-__________,'
     , /   `-/ \     ;           /      another
__`,,'__`,__,^_\,____`.___.O)_.O)________woman..__________________________osfa_

                                                          ________
         .-=-.       !      .-=-.                     ,.-'        `'._
        ( But )            ( bUt )                  ,'                `,
         `.  /       |\     `.  /          Ah,    ,'             //     `.
      !    )/        | \      )/                 /                        \
          /          :  \     /        so you   '                          |
     ,,, '         .'   .`,  /          would  ;                           |
     ,oo ,         `---'..  '          prefer  :                           |__
     \  >\\          @    o             me to   \    ,.=.     ,-=-.   `    |  `
      `c,//     {}`-=\` <" -{}       continue    \  ' ( ,`.    ( ,         '   )
     /  (       ,'`         `.       with this    )       |               |   /
    (( _|       |            )           story?   |       |              ,' ,'
      } |       ;           /                     |  -    |      -       '-'
      ;||        `.___.__ .'                      |       ;            ,'
____:_\\___________|__o|__o_____                 |      ;             |
                                                  |      `---          |
         .-=-.             ,-==--.                |         "          |
        ( Yes!)           (plEAsE!)               :                    :
         `.  /       |\    `._  ,"                 \      _..._        ;
           )/        | \      )/                    |   ,'     `.     /
          /          :  \     /                     |                /
     ,,, '         .'   .`,  /                       `              /
     ,oo ,         `---'..  '                 Very    `-__________,'
     \  >            @    o                    well...
      `<,         ,-=\` <" -.
     /   \      /{}        {}\          HO
     \\_|`e     |            )                  ,-------------------------------
      } |       ;           /         HO        | And then the Head laughs
      ;||        `.___.__ .'      HO            | Peals of ringing bronze
  ___:_\\___________|__o|__o____________________|__________________________osfa_

           HO            HO                                (hE dOEs
                    HO                                      hAvE A     /|
                           HO                   ,.        sEnSe       / ',
           HO                                   \">       hUmOUr   ,c"`-'
                HO                              /-\    yOU knOw)   ,\` /\
                                                \\|               |      :
  _____________________________________________ /|________________ --._|,'____
                                   |               |
                                   |               |
            __                     | Nice  looking |
        _.^"  "=--.    Someone is  | girl,    sexy |           I see,  Miss
        )          >    trying to  | accent -      |           Di Benedetti,
     _,` ,-=(,-'\  (      kill me. |       Italian?|
    <,. /        `( `.             | Murder   plot.|           I  guess,  as
      ( |,~.   ,~. /  >            | Not my  usual |           you've   come
       )\'()`  '()`\ (           ) | client.       |           to me and not
      < |    ._     |`.            |---------------'      ,    the cops that
       /       .    ;/         (   |              ____         you   want  a
       `.\   -=-   / >          )  |             |. _,|        bodyguard?
        /,>.  "  ,'\(          ,   |        ,.,e-|||:e##|
            `._,'   `         \@)  |       <  B)(|||::##|
            |   |           .\\v() |        ^'``A|`--e"-'
         .d(     )b.       ,.-="   |             |____|
______,dDP"__.__"BDb.___,dP_______|___________________________________________

                                                !
         No,  I  would
         like  you  to                 )       ,,
         deal with him,        ,^^    (        ###
         in a way  the         < '\   /       ('##
         police  could        |.`~ _,e  _.____ `^.  |.     Uh..
         not.                 |/  )`   // \  e'"  \ ||
                              |\_e:_  / `./`"`| (__\||
                              |(%%%%`/    `--'|," __)|
                              |=`"^,|=========| /====|
                              |  A/ |\        |\\    |
                              |     |k        |~     |
__________________________________________________________________________osfa_
                                                       __
                                                   _.^"  "=--.
   Heavens!                                        )          \
                What must you be                _,< ,-=(,-'\  `.
    thinking, my  English  fails               <,. /        `(  )
    me sometimes, let me explain                 ( |,~.   ,~. / ,`
                                                  )\'()`  '()`\(
       My pursuer believes, for his              < |    ._     |`.
       own  reasons,  that  it   is               /       .    ;/
       necessary to kill me.                      `.\   -=-   / >
                             I disagree.           /,>.  "  ,'\(         )
                                                       `._,'   `       (
-------------------------------------------.          |   |
                                            |       .d(     )b.         )
                                            |     ,dDP"     "BDb.      ,
             I have a..                     |    dDDD(Db-.-dDDDDD\    \@)
             commitment                     |   /DDDDBDDD$DDDB;DDP  .\\v()
             elsewhere.                     |   YDDD\YBBB^BBP(dDDDb,.-="
                                            |    `,=-. YDDDDDD`YDDP
                                ,,          |     oOOO()"DDDDP"=-.
                ,^^   (         ###         |     /         ;'    \
   All I want   < .\    )      ('##         |-----`=========------'------.
   is for him  |.`~ _,e- _.____ `^.  |.     |                      "==="  \
   to be held  |/  )`   // \    /  \ ||     |    ,---------------.         \
   up  for  a  |\_e:_  / `./`e"` (__\||     |    |D: 23.02.1999  |          \
        while. |(%%%%`/    `--'|," __)|     |    |T: Miss        |           \
               |=`"^,|=========| /====|     |    |N: Chiara      |            \
               |  A/ |\        |\\    |     |    |S: Di Benedetti|             \
               |     |k        |~     |     |    |_______________|
                                            |    |[][][][][][][][]\
                                            |    |_[][][][]_\\\\ []\
                                            |  //// [][_____\)  \ []\
___________________________________________|_/__(/___________\-"`.__\_____osfa_

                   ,-=*,                He is a good man, in
              \`.,"     `--=*.,         his way. I don't want
           ,`./                \        anyone  killed,  just
       _,-"                     \       to go  about  my  own
       `.               ,        )      business.
        <     ,-=. (`. /(     ,.`.              Will you help?
         )  ,"    `-` "  `.  (  \ `-=*
        /  /               V^`  |  .'                             /
      ,'  /-=*=-.          ,-=*=\ (    ,                          | Of course
  ,-=*    :                      \ \                              \
    `-=.  |,="/\"=.      ,="/\"=.|  \
        ) |`._\/_,'  )   `._\/_,'|  <     You will be careful.
        ', |                      |  \    Mehta is a good man,
        / |        :(  :         |    >   I said,
       '. :       '-.__,-'      ,'    \       and he knows it.
         \ :                 -=*-=   ^/   He's a zealot,  and
        /  :           .        ;|  (     extremely  dangerous.
       ',.  \      ,-==-.      /  \  <
          \  \     `.__,'     /    `._\          /
           v  `.            ,'                   | Miss, if he's dangerous,
                \          /                     | perhaps you /also/ need
                 \        /                      | a bodyguard, in case he
                  `-.__,-'                       | catches up with you before
                  |      |                       | I've dealt with him ?
                  |      |                       \
             ,oooo'.     ,oooo.
           .DDDDDDD(    )DDDDDDD.
_________.DDDDDDDD|____|DDDDDDDD._________________________________________osfa_
                                         ,------------------.------------------.
                                         |well, ____        |     .###.  that  |
                __                       | .   |. _ |       |     #"""#    was |
            _.^"  "=v-.     Oh, Mr       | |\-.|||::|,##|   |     #. .#        |
            )          \    Maynard,     | \|_||||::|,##|   |     ` - '        |
         _,< ,-=(,-' \  <   you must     |   ``|`--'|,P/    |    _/`-'\_       |
        <,  /         `( )  prevent      |     |____|       |   / ` &   \      |
          ( |,~.   ,~. / ,` that, I      :__________________'__:____|\___:_____;
           )\`()`  `()`\(   beg you      ,-------------------------------------.
          < |    ._     |`,              |                      )  ,"    `-` " |
           /       .    ;/               |                     /  /            |
           `.\   -=-   / >               |                   ,'  /-=*=-.       |
            /,>.  "  ,'\(                |               ,-=*    :             |
                `._,'   `                |                 `-=.  |,="/\"=.     |
  O-.           |   |                    |    I really         ) |`._\/_,'  )  |
    oo,.   __.d(     )b.                 `   don't want        ', |            |
    \_|  ,dDDDP"     "BDPo               |   to have to        / |        :(   |
     DD\(DDDDDDD\_._/DDDDDD              |    hurt him        '. :       '-.__ |
     YDDvDD/DBDDDDDDDDDDBDD.             |                      \ :            |
      DDDDP(DDDDDD$DDDDDDD)b             |_____________________/__|____________|
      YDDP  YDDDDP^YDDDDDPDD.            ,------------------.------------------.
       ""    YBBBDDDBBB(   YD       )    | odd..         ###|   ###""##,       |
             )DDDDDDDDDP"=-.YD           ||      ______ ( ##|   #"-. ,"#  fuck |
            /         ;'    \Db   (      ||     /  ___ | `^.|  (# o> <o#       |
    --------`=========------'Y,`-=.) ----||__  /  / o ;| (_ |   "   -` "       |
                              `--'`\     ||  //   `--' | e  |    \  = /        |
                                 "==="   ||-,|=========|//==|  ,. |  | ,.      |
________________________________________:__________________'_,|_\\__;__|=,____:
                                                                           osfa

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Not sure that this quite works - feedback welcome.

osfameron

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