Re: ASCII Art Fart for Mon, 2005 Nov 7: #2328 A DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTION

Iconoclast <non...@bogusemailaddress.com> wrote:
>Bateau wrote:
>
>> Iconoclast <non...@bogusemailaddress.com> wrote:
>>>Bateau wrote:
>>>
>>>> Iconoclast <non...@bogusemailaddress.com> wrote:
>>>>>Elizabot v2.0.2 wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Actually, what would Jesus drive? Certainly not an SUV. ;-)
>>>>>
>>>>>Lots of ecology freaks say this, but none of them can explain why.
>>>> 
>>>> SUVs are stupid for lots of bigger reasons than the environment.
>>>
>>>Meh, they're not all that different than pickup trucks, in fact most of
>>>them
>> 
>> We don't have pickup trucks. We have utility vehicles which are
>> generally smaller and more useful. The big difference with SUVs is that
>> SUVs are not used for anything except going shopping.
>
>Don't have pickup tricks? What do you call the Chevrolet S-10, the Dodge
>Ram, the Ford F150? The F150 is the best selling vehicle in the US, I see
>hundreds of them every day.

Stupidly big four wheel drive utes. Haha at work I told an F-150 to go
park in a certain carpark then they came and bitched at me cause they
hit another car and I told them to park there. Like I sucked out all
their parking skills.

>The only real difference between pickups and SUVs is that trucks are
>generally driven by men and SUVs are generally driven by women. Very few
>women use their SUVs to carry 6 kids or 2 passangers and 3 mountain bikes,
>just like a very small percentage of the men who drive pickups use them for
>carrying truckloads of gravel. How many pickups do you usually see on the
>highway that actually have a large item in the bed? 1 out of 100?

I'd say almost all "utes" have something ute worthy in the back quiet
often.

>>>use the same frame, engine, and front end (IE Chevy Blazer = Chevy S-10
>>>with a back seat instead of a bed). I never see anyone bitching about
>>>pickup trucks. How about those giant commuter buses and 18 wheeler trucks
>>>belching black noxious diesel smoke? Nope, nobody whines about them
>>>either. People hate SUVs because the media tells them to.
>> 
>> Fuck the environment. That's not why SUVs are stupid.
>
>Ok, so they're stupid because...?

I'm not going to tell you. I just repeated that because I was annoyed
that I said it in my first post but you still went on like you think I'm
worried about the environment.

>Do you actually have a reason, or do you just hate one segment of the auto
>market for an arbitrary reason?

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