Make $50,000 Fast!

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Turn a measly $5 into $50,000!

Taking 5 minutes to read this text may be one of the best decisions
you
ever made.

My name is not important. What is important is what happened to me.

My business went bankrupt.  My cars were repossessed and debt 
collectors were hounding me like you would not believe. I owed 
thousands and bankruptcy seemed to be my only future. My family, my 
reputation, my sanity and my life was at stake. I became very ill.

In Ocober 1994, I saw an article in an Internet Newsgroup telling
me I could make $50 000 within 4 weeks for an investment of only $5. 
I thought it was a huge joke! I spoke to my friends about it and 
they thought likewise. But after three days of desperate struggle
in court to keep from going bankrupt, I decided I had nothing to 
lose.

My family and I in desperation, grasped at straws and sent $1 by 
snail mail to each of 5 names and addresses specified in the 
article. We then placed our own name and address in the article and 
posted it in 200 other newsgroups.

Two weeks later, I started receiving money in the mail! I could not
believe it! Hundreds of dollars turned into thousands, and in the 4
weeks, I received a total of $54,861. It came from all over the 
world.

If you follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason whatsoever why 
the same shouldn't happen to you. This is a perfectly legitimate 
investment opportunity. You invest $5 and you receive a return on 
your investment. 
So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER - 
PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE!

OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T PARTICIPATE. BUT
PLEASE PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO MAY WISH TO 
TAKE ADVANTAGE.

The procedure is very simple.

STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper 
with the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". Fold a $1 note 
or money order or bank draft in each of the pieces of paper and 
mail them to the following five addresses:


1. John Gonski, 1609 Holly Parkway, Williamstown, NJ 08094 USA
2. Sahba Zadeh, 16115 122 Pl. NE, Bothell, WA 98011 
3. Gerry Davis, 5104 W. Festival Drive, West Valley City, UT 84120 USA
4. Trevor Cameron, 195 Cascade Ave. London, ONT N5Z 1A6
5. J.O. Leger, 260 Wetmore Road apt-2C, Fredericton, NB, E3B 5V4

STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names up
(5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc) and put your name and address as number
5 on the list. You can do this by re-typing this article or simply
editing and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.

STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there
are 17 000 of them).

You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
receiving $1 returns by mail within a week or two. The more newsgroups
you post to, the bigger your return will be. You may want to rent a
Post Office Box to handle the volume of mail you are likely to receive.

If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as
"The Manager" or "The Investor", but make sure your address is
correct!

NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!

Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES
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ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200
postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5.

Each person who sent you $1, now also makes let's say,only 200
additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings.
On average therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at
number 4. You make $50.

Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3
or 10 000 postings - average return 500 at $1 each is $500. They
make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100 000 postings
= 5 000 returns at $1 each = $5 000.

Finally, 5 000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER
1
and you get a return of $50 000 before you name drops off the list.
AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total
income in one cycle = $55 500.

From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take
the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT
ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN
AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings is only
a guideline. The more you post, the greater the return.

Let's review the reasons why you should do this: THE ONLY COST FACTORS
ARE 5 STAMPS, 5 ENVELOPES, AND 5 $1 BILLS. Anyone can afford five
dollars to put into such an effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
RETURNS.

Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played
out' and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but
what are the chances of that happening?

Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise how
many times this scheme can be utilised over and over again - with
COMPLETELY NEW people participating?

There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!

Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's
the only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back
to this article easily.

Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep
an eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing
fairly. You know where your name should be.

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