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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 21 Jun 2002.
Re: Make Quick Fast Legal Money!!!

Re: Make Quick Fast Legal Money!!!

WildFire wrote:

Posted by Tommy.L on January 19, 2002 at 01:54:50:
Make Quick  Fast Legal Money!!!
 
How to Turn Six Dollars into $6,000 quick and easy:
: READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! IT DOES WORK!

Step 1 Gain slaves.

Using newspaper advertisments entice illegal workers to stay in your 
basement.

  ^             No officer I have never heard of a country
  O         O      Called Mongolia
 \|/       \|/
  |*        |
 / \       / \
-----------------
      Help Us
    O   O   O
    |/  |   |
    |\  /\   =


Step 2 get one 6 dollar note

+---------------------------------------+
| 6Dollar           6           #       |
|       _          6           -@-      |
|      / \        6  6          +       |
|     |   |        66           ralloD6 |
+---------------------------------------+

Step 3 get one thousand pieces of paper and 100 pencils

+---+
|   |+           ^
|   ||          |-|
+---+|          | |
 +---+          |H|
                |B|
                | |
                |_|
                (_)

Step 4 Train your slave army to copy the 6 dollar note

      O   /    O   /   O
      |/ /_    |/ /_   |/=
      | |      | |     |  @
     / \|     / \|    / \@@@

Step 6 Bank the money

 First State Bank
      (How may I help     (I'd like to deposit this Conterfeit
     O    You |       O     I mean bag of real 1000 6 dollar notes
    \|/   ____|___   \|/ 
     |   |       |    |         ($) 
    / \  |       |   / \       (_$_)

Step 7 Wait for the Feds to arrive
          =======
      O   ======= Throw down the Guns           ___*__    ) )> O   O  Sir 
     \|_F =======  and noone will be hurt!  ___/      \__     \|/ \|/ the
      |                                    / O         O \     |   |  Swat
     / \                                                      / \ / \ team 
                                                             is in position

Step 8 Welcome your lifetime of free accomodation

       Cell 678                       Cell 679
                                      -  O
     | | O | |                       / j # L |
     | |\|/| | (Hey boy you want to )| |\#/| |
     | | | | | (have some fun in the)| | # | |
     | |/ \| | (showers             )| |/ \| |

Enjoy the Money!

Richard :)

-- 
I lost my train of thought, I think it's in a tunnel.

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