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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 17 Nov 1998.
Re: BeeHive NZ

Re: BeeHive NZ

=>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Colin Douthwaite  
  warbled on about "BeeHive NZ" in alt.ascii-art <<=

>                              Z      Z
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>                          Z         Z  Z     Z
>                               Z Z    Z       Z
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>                      Z
>                     /
>                  @@@@@@@@
>              @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
>            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
>           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                  ________________ 
>         @@@@@ = APOs  Only = @@@@@               |    Hataitai ___>  
>        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (__)         | ___________/
>       @@@@@@@@ = KEEP  OUT = @@@@@@@(oo)         ||
>       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@-\/          ||
>       @@@@@@@@@@@@@    @@@@@@@@@@@@@     -cfbd-  ||
> ______ @@@@@@@@@@@@    @@@@@@@@@@@@______________||_________________
>                                       
>                BeeHive NZ

You're bringing politics into alt.ascii-art?  How like a cantabrian.  It
does explain why we hear a lot of Mooing comming from Wellington though.
I'll have to call out "The BoyZ" to deal with this.... 


From atop a nearby hill we get to see the full scene:


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       @@@@@@@@ = KEEP  OUT = @@@@@@@                    |TNT|   ( ,*###'
       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@                   _|___|____\_>______
       @@@@@@@@@@@@@    @@@@@@@@@@@@@               __,-"
 ______ @@@@@@@@@@@@    @@@@@@@@@@@@______________,"
                                                 /
                                                /


Mr Lemur!  You do realise that, if you push that detonator, NZ will be
suddenly, and yea - even fatally, bereft of all its politicians?

"Frink!"

[BbBBbbZZzzzzzzz....]



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[KABOOOOMM!]

Oh well!  Anarchy in NZ then.....



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                 _/  ||  +  \                     __,-"
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                 /    /  "  /                  /
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Nice greenhouse effect there, Mr Prosimian! - radioactive sunsets from now
on I s'pose?  Wait.... Hold on, how did you get a mushroom cloud from TNT?

"Frink.  Ptang!"

Oh I see.... you used non-radioactive mushroom atoms....

                               THE END
                 


           This has been a 21st Century Lemur Production.

                   Written and directed by snark^
           
           Based on the original post by Colin Douthwaite

                    Cinematography - snark^
                   SF/X explosions - The Scarecrow
                          Catering - snark^ Food Inc.

                   Posted in MONOSPACEDVISION(tm)


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