Re: Girlfriend pic
On 2004-12-20 Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL said:
> Timofei Shatrov wrote:
>
> > She plays Kingdom of Loathing?
>
> Don't know what that is. She just likes seals. Well she likes
> their fur. Thinks its soft. To her all soft things are clubable.
>
> She wants to set up a seal farming operation for seal fur. When it
> comes time for the "harvest" she wants to grab a baseball bat put
> "Night Clubing" by Iggy Pop.
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So are you, like, really going home with the Pseudo-man?
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Sure. I've got a surprise for him.
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A surprise?
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Yeah. I'm actually a GUY.
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I THOUGHT you looked a little skanky.
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Hey, this is California, honey...land :
of fruits and nuts. Let's wise up, huh? :
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.nn, Umm...your bra padding has slipped.
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