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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 14 Mar 1998.
Re: REQ: Owl

Re: REQ: Owl

In article <889...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite
<cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote:
> llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> wrote:
> 
> >   ...    *    .   _  .
> >*  .  *     .   * (_)   *
> >  .      |*  ..   *   ..  
> >   .  * \|  *      . . *
> >*   \/   |/ \/ *.   .   .
> >  _\_\   |  /      * _/_ *  
> >      \ \| /,--------  .. 
> >_-----`  |(,__,__/__/_ .  
> >       \ ||      ..  ___ 
> >        ||| .       {o,o}___ *
> >        |||       /V(  (vv'
> >ejm98   |||      /\: " "
> >  , -=-~' .-^-__/_/
> >     ..,;;`#%/__)
> 
> >Oh my, that Hoover is a little large for the owl. (See how it has to fly
> >in order to maneuver the machine?) 
> 
> Hoover ?  That's a lawnmower not a Hoover. <sigh>
.
        ,^^%---
       <\_  \ A lawnmower!?! Oh, my no. It is 
       <  '\      most definitely a Hoover.
       <  :/\
     ^^|\  \_\__ ,'".`;`-,-.*`.
ejm97 / /    (__\+..,;;`#%*..-,-..

         .^^%---
        <\_  \ THIS is a lawnmower.
        <  \  
        < , \       
      ^^|\ ` \_
ejm97,,/,/,,`(o)\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

        ha
^^^^%---  ha
 "   \ ha     ... as you can see, they're completely different.


Any semblance of sense is completely lost if the owl is mowing. And what
owl in its right sense of mind would be mowing snow? (Let's not even get
into discussing what owl in its right sense of mind would be Hoovering
in the snow....)

   ...    *    .   _  .
*  .  *     .   * (_)   *
  .      |*  ..   *   ..  
   .  * \|  *      . . *
*   \/   |/ \/ *.   .   .
  _\_\   |  /      * _/_ *  
      \ \| /,--------  .. 
_-----`  |(,__,__/__/_ .  
       \ ||      ..  ___ 
        ||| .       {o,o}___ *
        |||       /V(  (vv'
ejm98   |||      /   " "
  , -=-~'_.-^- _/ *
          `-  (o)*


(I just realized I should have said "See how the owl has to *hover* in
order to maneuver the machine?")

NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
        ha      llizard aka ejm  cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
^^^^%---  ha        www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
 "   \ ha        ASCII-art and Javascript ASCII-animations

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