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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 3 Sep 2001.
History with Fuzzball

History with Fuzzball

Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com
Today's Adventure: "History with Fuzzball"

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                                         /;;;\
       Hello. Fuzzball and               |O O|
       Sherman here, as usual.           | v |
               \                         \---/
                \          /\/\/           |
                 \________ /0 0\          -+-
                           /\\\-          / \
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                                                So we proudly present
       Because of a little-              /;;;\  "History with Fuzzball!"
       known and rarely enforced         |O O|       /
       law in Carbo-Nation, I am         | v | _____/
       being forced to provide           \---/
       educational   \     /\/\|           |
       content.       \___ /0 0/          -+-
                           /\\/\          / \
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
"History started with a bunch                           "Is that a dino-
of dinosaurs."                                          saur or a camel?"
                                ^_^__
                    Raar.      <     \__________      _
                       \______  \___            \    / \_
                                    \            \  / _  \
                                     \            \/ / \_/
                                      |           | /
                                       \\  /_\  /_//
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"Then they all evolved                      I love my     |=+=|
into a bunch of birds. After               hat, Fuzzball!_+___+_
the dinosaurs, there were the          ___         \      /---\
pilgrims in their funny hats!"        |   |         \     |O  |
                                      |=+=|          \___ |v  |
                                     _+___+_              \---/
                                      /\/\/  Shut up.       |
                                      /0 0\ ____/          -+-
                                      /\\\/                / \
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"The pilgrims came over from
England because the only music
allowed in England was Arthur          (((((            )))))   Because
Godfrey's Too Fat Polka."             ((  O|            |O  ))  she's too
                                      ((  v|            |v  )) /fat for me!
                    I don't want her,  \---/            \---/   She's too
                    you can have her, /  |                |     fat for me!
                                        -+-              -+-
                                        | \              - \
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"The pilgrims got corn and an
entire continent from the                \ \                  This is good
natives. The pilgrims gave them           | |           /;;;\ corn!
smallpox in return."                     /-"-\          |O  |    /
                                         |O.O|          |v  | __/
                                         |.n,|          \---/
"It was a pretty fair trade."            \---/        ]]  |
                                          -+-          ]]-+-
                                          / \            / \
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"Eventually, the pilgrims        |=+=|   Fuzzball! This box
had an Industrial Revolution.   _+___+_  glows with life! You
Suddenly, everyone was           /;;;\   know what that means!
carrying around cell phones      |  O|     /
and Palm Pilots!"                |  v| ___/
                                 \---/       We get to burn
                                   |      some chicks for       /\/\/
                                  -+-##   witchcraft! FUN \____ /0  \
                                  / \     AHOY!                 \/\/\
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                                   Fuzzball, there's an
   And after some wacky            angry mob of        /;;;\
   hijinx, we got the              historians at the   |O  |
   world as we know it today.      door! They are   \_ |o  |
            \                      carrying torches    \---/
             \           /\/|/     and pitchforks!       |
              \_________ /0 0\                          -+-
                         \/\\/                          / \
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com

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