FAST$

$$$$$  $50,000 for the new year $$$
 
Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.

The Internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every 4
months.

Think about it. You see those 'Make.Money.Fast' posts more and more.
That's... because it WORKS ! So I thought, all those new users might
make it work. And I decided to try it out, a few months ago. Besides, 
what's $5.00, I spend more than that in the morning on my way to work
on coffee and cigs for the day. So I sent in my money and posted. 
Everyone was calling it a scam, but there are SO many new users just 
AOL alone. Well, two weeks later, I began receiving bucks in the mail
! I couldn't believe it! Not just a little, I mean big bucks!  At
first only a few hundred dollars, then a week later a couple thousand,
By the end of the fourth week, I had recieved nearly $47,000.00. It
came from all over the world. And every bit of it perfectly legal and
on the up an up. I've been able to pay off all my bills and still had
enough left over for a nice vacation for me and my family.
Not only does it work for me, it works for others as well. Markus
Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks. Dave Manning Claims he made
$53,664 in the same amount of time. Dan Shepstone Says it was only
$17,000 for him. Do I know these folks? No, but when I read how they
say they did it, it made sense to me. Enough that I'm taking this
serious.

Step 1.

Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate
pieces of paper along with the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING
LIST."  ( In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone;
you are paying for a legitimate service.) Fold a $1 bill inside each
paper, and mail them to the folowing addresses:

1- Vitor Schlrder de Borba
   Av Lucas de olivieira 2280 ap 404
   90460-000 Porto Alegre/RS Brasil

2- Evert jan Benz
   nijensteinheerd 58
   9736 TD Groningen
   Netherlands

3- D. Harris
   178 Second Avenue North #307 
   Nashiville, TN 37201

4- Craig George
   10723 River Road 
  North Delta, B.C.
  v4c-2r8

5- R.Lowery
   304-b Yupon
   Victoria, TX 77901


STEP 2.
Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other name up.
This way, #5  becomes #4 and so on. Put your in as the fifth on the
list.

STEP 3.
Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups. There are at least 19000
newsgroups at any given moment in time. Try posting to as many as you
can. Remember the more you post to, the more people will see the
article!

STEP 4.
Your are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing returns
within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the Internet is new and huge. There is
no way you can lose.

Here how the system works:

Out of every block of 250 posts I made, I got back 5 responses. Yes,
thats right , only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or money
orders, but real cash with your name at #5.

Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 250
additional postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings. On average
then, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at #4,..... $50.00
in your pocket!

Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your name at
#3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people = $500.00. They make
250 postings each with your name at #2 = 100,000 postings = 5000
returns at $1.00 each = $5000.00 in cash.

Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your name at 1 you
get a return of $60,000 before your name drops off the list. And
that's only if every down the line makes only 250 postings each! Your
total income for this one cycle is $55,000.00. From time to time when
you see that your name is no longer on the list, you tak the latest
posting you can find and start all over again.

The end result depends on you. You must follow through and repost this
article everywhere you can think of. The more postings you make, the
more cash ends up in your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass
up!!

So that's it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
day, all over the world. and 100,000  new people get on the net every
day. You know that, you've seen the articles in the paper. So, my
friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play fair. That's
the key, and that's all there is to it. Print this out right now so
you can refer back to this article easily. Try to keep an eye on all
the postings you made to make sure everyone is playing fairly. You
know where your name should be.

If you're really not sure or still think this can't be for real, then
don't do it. But please print this article and pass it along to
someone you know who really needs the bucks, and see what happens.

REMEMBER..... HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. YOU DON'T NEED TO CHEAT THE
BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE BUCKS! GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR
AND YOU WILL WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!
I love MST3K!!!

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