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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 15 Aug 1998.
Re: [pic] Font

Re: [pic] Font

Kirsten *aka Nursie* <nur...@geocities.com> wrote:

>Actually it was a bandaid, but I'm having a hell of a time trying to make
>one look like it's got that little gauze pad in the middle....

>And where do you know of bedpans with flowers on them? *LOL* I'd like one of
>those!

I cannot say I've seen any bedpans with flowers or designs on them
although it is not uncommon on Gozundas which are usually deeper
thus leaving more room for the design.

There is however nothing to stop you from hand painting your bedpans
or getting someone to paint them for you with flowers or border
designs.

If you are very sensitive and particular, insisting on using only
your bedpan and absolutely no one else's, then you could have your
name or initials painted on your pan.


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Hospitals and Nursing Homes are only likely to supply just standard
plain bedpans...

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For home use, if you are ill and confined to bed, and therefore
enforced to sit on the pan whilst remaining in bed, it probably
does not really matter if your bedpan has a design on it or not.

However, if you are allowed out of bed, a gozunda or pisspot kept
under the bed would be nicer and much easier to get on and off than
a bedpan. I personally like the design on the one below:

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BTW the stainless steel bedpans make one hell of a crash and clatter
when a nurse drops a load of them on to the floor of the hospital
ward or corridor. Talk about "dropping a clanger" ?  :-(

Bye,

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From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>
Subject: Re: [pic] Font
Date: 1998/08/15
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