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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 3 Jan 2002.
Re: Unreal inspired!

Re: Unreal inspired!

-�e��N@n�e- wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > -�e��N@n�e- wrote:
> > > Tell me! What do you think?
> >
> > A beach, water on the other side of the beach, a horizon, a house, the
> > sun, some birds. These things make sense.
> >
> > Then I see a muscular, hairy, headless man who is smashing a bottle
> > against a coffin (which is standing on some kind of pillars on the
> > beach). Then there is the head of some kind of alien rat flying towards
> > him from the left. These things seem a little strange to me...   :-)
> 
> O.k. let me explain! It's supposed to be a first person shooter view! the
> "coffin" is 'my' gun! the "pillars" are 'my' hand and part of the gun! 'I'
> have just shot the hairy man in the head (which unfortunately for him has
> made him a bit shorter!!!), 'cause he was trying to kill me! I don't know
> where you got the "bottle" from! maybe its the used 'bullety thing' (my
> knowledge on gun terminology is as scratchy as my ASCIIs!). The "kind of
> alien rat flying towards him" is supposed to be a kind of monster head
> (his/her body is under the water!)! I hope that clears that up a bit? still
> not see it? -oh well, I'll keep at it! Practice makes....

WOW! My guessing was much closer than I thought!  :D:D:D:D:D

Lets see...

* "My" hand should be more obviously a *hand*. A hand with *fingers*.
  Skip the shading and make the fingers show better.

  *hmmm*

  *looks around the room and grabs a banana*

  *studys the hand holding the banana*


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* Then the gun. It needs to look like a *gun*!


  *goes web-hunting*

http://www.brightsights.com/gun.jpg



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[Hehe, I'm no experts on guns either!]


* OK, he really *is* headless, but one *expects* a head...    :-\

  (maybe make the human shape more clear...?)


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* As for the alien/monster head... well... why not remove it entirely?



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