Re: $$MONEY$$$ Give this risk-free Program a chance!!

Shemp wrote:
> 
> Hello!
> 
> I would like to tell you about this great money
> making opportunity. Some people have made up to $50,000.00. It was very
> very easy to and I
> wish  I would of started this a long time ago.
> 
>         Now I bet that a lot of your are skeptical about these money making
> opportunities I don't blame you... I was too when i first started this.
> When you look at the
> pros and the cons you really have nothing to lose and everything to
> gain...and
> to think it will all start with only $5.00 and stamps.. The way I looked
> at it was I spend
> more in lottery tickets every week and I have yet to win.
> This is neither an MLM or a Pyramid scheme. There are many legitimate and
> residual building busimess opportunities available that don't violate the
> law. Why not
> pursue something that is legal and profitable?
> Here is how it works
> 
> It's easy. Definitly legal. Your only investment is $5.00 plus postage. WHAT DO
> YOU
> HAVE TO LOSE......NOTHING
> 
> Thousands of people have used the system described below to earn
> significant
> sums
> of money in as little as 1-2 months. The system consists of four
> easy-to-follow
> steps. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO.....
> 
> THE SYSTEM:
> 
> Read the following instructions completely. Failing to follow all four
> steps
> to
> the letter significantly reduces your chances for succss.
> 
> (STEP 1)  Write down the names and addresses of the 5 people on the list.
> You
> will be mailing a letter to the names listed #1 through #5. In each of the
> envelopes,
> enclose $1.00 (American) cash (no checks or money orders please) AND A
> PIECE
> OF PAPER
> WITH THE WORDS: "Please add my name and address to your mailing list.
> Enclosed is
> $1.00 for this service"(Wrap the dollar in the paper)
> After the money is in the envelope and ready to go drop it in the mail
> box. Please put proper
> postage.
> 
> (STEP 2)  Remove the name and address of the person in position #1 on the
> list, then
> move each of the remaining names and addresses up by one position (old #2
> becomes the
> new #1, #3 becomes#2, #4 becomes #3 and #5 becomes#4). Then place your
> name in position
> #5. This is the position with the
> greatest
> exposure!!!
> 
> (STEP 3)  Repost this message ( with your name in postion 5) into no FEWER
> THAN 10
> separate bulletin boards
> or newsgroups. The more newsgroups posted the more money to be made.
> Title the message appropriately (MAKE EXTRA MONEYor FAST CASH etc.).
> Include every
> word you
> have received
> in this message. Also be sure there are no errors in your address.
> 
> (STEP 4) Wait for the mail to start rolling in briging a FLOOD OF CASH
> WITH
> IT. It should take
> no more than 5 weeks to start to receive cash. The more money you receive
> will
> depend on how many
> groups you post this to. Some ambitious people have actually posted
> several
> hundred times, receiving
> hundreds of thousands of dollars in response.
> 
> Here's the list of names and addresses:
> 
> 1.  Dan Mailbor
>         24 Andre Drive
>         Canton, Ma 02021-3403
> 
> 2   Michael Forges
>         1300 York Mills Rd
>         Apt 704
>         North York, Ont.
>         M3A-1Z3
> 
> 3.  Ben Brownell
>         120 E. Bonita #112
>         Claremont, CA   91711-6330
> 
> 4.  Matthew Marchionni
>         1904 Carter Rd.
>         Folcroft, PA 19032
> 
> 5. John Kim
>    408 Joanne Lane
>    Uniontown, PA  15401
> 
> **IMPORTANT**
> 
> In order for Uncle Sam to deem this a legitimate business transaction, It
> is
> important that the words " Please add me to your mailing list" be
> included.
> Once enclosed in the proper envelopes. affix sufficient postage.
> 
> Have fun with the money you make. DON'T BECOME GREEDY!
> 
> After you have received all of your money from your first posting of this
> message repost it to
> make more money. If you decide to do this again include some of the names
> of the people who
> have sent you money.

You know, monkey-ass, that these "money making schemes" of ANY kind are illegal.  I don't give a shit if it is "risk free", because it's not. 
 Join these schemes and you will PAY, not EARN.  Actually, you will EARN a couple years in jail, but, who cares?  Besides, you should get off 
your ass and WORK like everyone ELSE! Ok?
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