Verbal Diarrhoea

Readers will probably recall that "Nursie" was giving Pete Casso 
regular injections until a short time ago? 

Nursie is apparently very busy right now so I have obtained a large 
bottle of " Anti Verbal-Diarrhoea " mixture to overcome Pete's 
current outbreak of Verbal-Diarrhoea which has caused him to excrete 
large and lengthy verbal essays (without any pictures) in alt.ascii-art.  


Anyone can safely administer this medicine by inserting the syringe 
needle through the seal in the bottle cap, inverting the bottle and 
filling the syringe. 

You should advise the patient that he will feel a small prick in his 
backside. 


Side-effects from overdosing are likely to be short-lived and be 
confined to an increase in volume, frequency and rapidity of bowel 
movements. Because of this an extra large size personalised bedpan 
is being provided and it has a small handle fitted which the 
patient, being quite small, can hang onto to avoid falling into the pan. 



      |________|___________________|_
      |        | | | | | | | | | | | |________________
      |________|___________________|_|                ,
      |        |                   |                  ,
                          -Marcia Chabert-



                       
              I--------------I   
              I--------------I   
             .-'            '-.  
            / --.-.--,---,.--.,\ 
           /--.-.--,---,.--.,-- \
           |--------------------|
           |       ANTI         |
           |                    |
           |  VERBAL-DIARRHOEA  |
           |                    |
           |     MEDICINE       |
           |                    |
           | [ Pharmacy Only ]  |
           |____________________|
           |.,--.-.--,---,.--.-.|   -cfbd-
           |--.-.--,---,.--.,--.|
           '--------------------'




Extra large capacity personalised bedpan with safety rail:

                                            
                                         o  < -- Safety Rail
        _______________________        __|__________
       (                       )      (             )
        \ %. P. Casso .%.%%..% |______| %..%%..%%. / 
         \                                        /  -cfbd-
          \______________________________________/ 



No doubt Nursie will take over future injections as soon as her 
workload reduces.

[ Syringe supplied by Marcia Chabert and the rest by me ...No Charge ]

Bye,

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